How many is 9?

Sounds like FUREVER if you ask me!!!

Today is my 9th Gotchaversary!!!

Thanks Mommy!

Read here to learn about how I was gotted!

Meezer rule - Didja miss me???

I am back in all my Meezer Glory! I did not mean to be gone so long; however, Mommy has been in a funk and was on sabbatical for over six months!

With that being said my Meezer rule is as follows:

If Mommy is not doing that great, it is important to be a nurse to her and to get all the cuddly-wuddly time possible.

By the way, it is PAWSOME to be back!!!!

Furry Fighter Friday for Storm...

Storm, you will be missed terribly but you will never be forgotten. When I get to the Bridge, I will look for you and we will do the happy dance together.

"I have fought the good fight. I have finished the course. I have kept the faith."
~ 2 Timothy 4:7

Meezer Rule

This past weekend Mommy and Daddy allowed a friend of theirs to leave Jackson in our back yard. I need to mention this… Jackson is a WOOFIE!! I don’t like other critters in MY territory much less a woofie for crying out loud!!! I was not happy. Not one single bit.

My Meezer rule for today is it is okay to howl, puff up and act like a Tasmanian Devil to show your displeasure.

My extra special, super-duper Meezer Monday birthday!!!

I am nine!! Can you did it? I am nine whole years old!! Nine is fine! It's smooth as Rhein wine!!! I like to chase twine! Okay, enough! Mommy presented me a special birthday song. She said it was written by a couple of beetles. Who know bugs were that good?

Scout, uh, this is Mommy... They are Beatles, not beetles. Their names are John and Paul...

Mommy, who cares as longs as they are fun to chase and crunchy!!

So without furher adieu, raise your niptini and feel free to sing along!

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

By Lennon & McCartney

Sing-a-long Thursday

Since I have been slacking in my bloggy I told Mommy she owed me a sing along for you all. So I present to you a new song sung to the tune of “Pop! Goes the Weasel”

All around the upstairs couch
Scouty chased the red dot
Scouty thought it was all in fun
Poof! Goes the red dot!

A dollar for a new battery
Five more for a laser
That’s the way the money goes
Poof! Goes the red dot!

All around the upstairs couch
Scouty chased the red dot
Scouty thought it was all in fun
Poof! Goes the red dot!

Meezer Rule

I only like water in my bowl complete with cubies. Other than that, no thank you!! You go right ahead and soak yourself or intentionally have water on you, but count me out!!

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If Mommy even mentions my name and the word b-a-t-h in the same breath, I have the right to hiss, howl and RUN!!!!

Meezer rule

Meezers are finicky creatures and I am no exception. There is always opportunity to show you that I am the boss of the house. It is also good to have Mommy and Daddy trained properly.

My Meezer rule for today is this…

You will open any door that I want so I can know what is happening on the other side. I don’t care if this means you must get up numerous times.

Meezer rule

Just because Mommy goes on sabbatical from her blog DOES NOT mean that I should have to as well!!

My Meezer rule for today is to show Mommy that I am not to be denied with any means necessary. That has included head butting, head whapping, the bitey, a well placed hair ball on HER pillow and sneezing in her face.

Sometimes I am bad but it worked! I’m back, baby!!

Meezer rule

I have been MIA for a bit due to lack of assistance from Mommy. Makes me a tad bit angry because I miss all my friends.

My meezer rule for today is if Mommy won't help you, a bitey to the ankle let's her know you are displeased. Of course you should run like the wind when you are done!

I didn't whap anything!!!!

I was all curled up with Mommy last night sound asleep. Then I was falsely accused by Mommy of going on an early morning whapping spree!!!

How dare she? Hmpf!! I was sound asleep with my precious, fuzzy chin nestled in her hand. I didn't do anything.... This time....

Wanna know the rest of the story?

Click here....

It is all about Mommy today!

Daddy is home and took the day off today. He is spending the day with me!!! Usually it is all about me but today I am going to be generous and let Mommy have her day….

Today is special for Mommy. Go visit her and find out why!

Meezer rule

You should trust your Mommy!

My Meezer rule today is this:

If your eye is squinty like Miles let Mommy play doctor on you for a bit and she will discover you have some of your own furs on your eye ball and will help you get them out.

This rule could stop a visit to the V-E-T!!! Bonus!

For more Meezer rules please visit Simply Siamese.

Woo hoo!!!!

** Doing a happy dance **

My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!

Now I am dizzy and must nap.

Meezer Monday

Sultry Scouty here to say "Woo Hoo"! Daddy will be home today after being gone sooooo very long!! However, to show my displeasure, there will be lots of whapping and a "well placed hair ball".

Meezer rule

If Mommy goes on a business trip and is gone ALL DAY LONG to New Orleans, it is perfectly okay to give her the WHAP, WHAP and do a tap dance on her uterus....

HMPF!!!!!

Meezer Monday

I loves Easter!! I loves the flowers, Easter baskets, the eggies and the left over prime rib Mommy brought home for my special treat! But what was bestest about this Easter was that Daddy finally came home!! Daddy drove to Las Vegas on 2/19 and has not been home since. However, Daddy’s boss called him Friday morning and asked Daddy if he had a dog (how rude!)…. Daddy told him “no, you know we have Scout the Meezer”… Daddy’s boss said “that’s good, because if you did he would probably bite you since you’ve been gone over a month. You are booked on the 7:00 flight out. Now go see your wife.”

He is already back at the airport to return to Vegas for what Mommy hopes is just a few more days.

Daddy was gone so long that Mommy cried when she saw him. I for one ignored him until last night. How dare he leave us for so long? I forgave him though and all is well. I slept on top of him last night to try and keep him home with us where he belongs; however, he outweighs me by about 200 pounds so I lost that battle.

Hmpf!

Funny and serious all in one post...

Here is the serious part... Go to this site and sign your name!! I learned about this when I was visiting TT.


Now for something much lighter...




Cat: One helluva nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.

~ B. Kliban

Meezer rule

The weather in Tennessee is wacky…. Yesterday was WINDY!!! Like 30 mph winds! Mommy said it blew her car around when she was driving home from work. But at least it was in the 70’s. So since it was warmer she opened up the bonus room window when she got home. She always opens it high enough for me to see out of when I sit on the window seat. She calls it “Cat TV” because I will sit and watch children play and cars go by, you get the picture… Well since it was soooo windy yesterday she only opened it a little bit because it was blowing hard outside. That was disappointing to me ‘cause I really wanted to watch the show going on outdoors. To show my displeasure I did something… That something is my rule du jour….

If the window is not opened to your exact specifications, it is okay to howl and paw at the wood blinds until you pull them down. This will let Mommy know you are not pleased.

Bonus rule: Once you have accomplished this run like the wind from the loud noise this has occurred.

Meezer Monday

Mommy could not download my St. Patty's photo so my Meezer Monday is to wish you all a happy St. Patty's day!!!!

When is Meezer Day??!?

Middle name meme

The lovely Tara tagged me for a middle name meme. My name is Scout after the character in "To Kill a Mockingbird". The full name of the character is Jean Louise Finch so I am going to use Louise as my middle name.

Here is how it works:

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.

2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name).

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

L: Lovable. I am a total love bug when it comes to my Mommy.
O: Outspoken. After all, I am a Meezer!
U: Underappreciated. I do not get 100% of the attention all the time.
I: Intelligent. Like I said before, I am a Meezer!
S: Sassy. I don't think I need to explain that one.
E: Exquisite. It's a Meezer thing.

So I am tagging the following kitties to play along:

Dr. Tweety
Kaze
Mr. Hendrix
TT
MaoMao
Sabrina

Is that a knick knack Scouty whapped?

I am still bored.... I am a bit disturbed that Mommy is back at work and not spending all her time with me. It is bothersome that I am left home alone without companionship. Life isn't fair!!!

So to pay her back, I went on a little whapping spree...

Mommy collects little enamel teapots. They are all over her dresser (where I am *not supposed to be*) and are perfect for whapping!!! And boy oh boy can those suckers FLY!!! Added bonus, since they are enamel, they make a nice sound when they slam into something!

That'll teach her!

Meezer rule

I don’t like crumbles in my crunchy bowl. Not one single bit! I refuse to eat them. Instead I scoot them onto the floor with my nose and leave them scattered making a big mess in the process.

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there are crumbles in your bowl, putting the bitey on Mommy’s ankle is a sure-fired way to get her to fill it up with fresh crunchies!

For more Meezer rules see Simply Siamese.

Dog house part deux

Mommy is not too happy with me…. Again….

Here’s what happened….

Last night Mommy woke up around 12:30a because she realized she had not talked to Daddy (he’s on a business trip). Daddy is currently two hours behind so Mommy knew it would be okay to call. After chatting with him for a few minutes she hung up to go back to sleep. That’s when it happened….

I decided to play attack the blankie monster…. I don’t usually play this game in the dark because I generally prefer to stay curled up next to Mommy and blissfully snooze the night away; however, last night was different. I played for about 10 minutes which was more than enough to really shake all the cob webbies out of Mommy’s brain and really wake her up good! I should be proud but I am ashamed because after the game was over, I curled up for the night and Mommy was still awake at 2:30a this morning tossing and turning. And as you aware, she just went back to work Monday for the first time in 2 ½ weeks after having mono. She was not a happy camper when the alarm went off at 5:30a this morning.

Usually I run into the bathroom with her and chat while she showers but not today. Today I snuck out of the room and hid in shame.

Mommy occasionally calls me the evil Siamese because sometimes I am bad.

Meezer Monday

Mommy is back at work and I am bored! Bored I tell you! Bored, bored, bored…

Think I will go on a whapping spree so she will see my displeasure!

Busted

I am somewhere I am *not supposed to be* and I got busted! I was in the Bubbie's room investigating because the door was slightly ajar. Usually it is closed even when he is here so I won't furry up his stuff. But there was an opportunity and I took full advantage of it!! How was I supposed to know Mommy was lurking down the hall with the camera in her hands?!

Dagnabbit!

Oh, if you biggify the picture and look at the photo to the left of me, you can see a picture of Mommy on her first birthday. Grandpapa is giving her a birthday smooch. Mommy looks so young and tiny there. It is hard to believe that she is turning 42 in 25 days.

Beaching myself

I am getting in as much Mommy time as possible because the doctor finally is letting her go back to work after her long bout of mono. It sure is going to be different around here without her to lay on and nap with! It kinda makes me a little sad. I have gotten very used to sitting on her lap while she is on the computer and laying in her arms if she is watching TV. I have been the center of her attention the whole time she has been home and I LOVE IT!!!! That is as it should be.

I worry about her going back to work because she has explained to me that she will probably be extremely tired and will come home, have dinner and go to bed. What about me?!!?!!?!??!! Will I get the necessary skritches?! Will there be play time?!

Sigh, what's a meezer to do? That is why I am staying curled up on her. Maybe that way she will not go back at all and we can spend plenty of Mommy and Scouty time together. But then again, getting green papers is important to keep me in the style I am accustomed....

Meezer rule

Always keep your man cat interseted...

Boudoir photo

Since my adorable boyfriend enjoyed my photo of me enjoying time outdoors, I thought that I would really try and make his motor purr! So I curled up on my bed for a little "boudoir" photo shoot just for his viewing pleasure! I hope he likes it as much as I enjoyed having this picture taken for him!

Meezer Monday

If you finally get some time outdoors, refuse to pose for Mommy!

Smoking

For Valentine's Day, I sent my sweetie a package which included a catnip cigar. Being a curious Meezer I HAD TO inspect all things going into the box to Henry. I liked everything in it because it was paw-picked by me but I really was groovin on the nip cigar. Mommy even debated about letting me keep it because I was a smitten kitten.

But I knew Henry was worth it so into the box it went.

A couple of days ago Mommy went to buy my crunchies and picked up a cigar for my very own! She told me she had a treat for me for being such a good nurse to her since she is still so sick with mono. I was laying on my favoritist spot on the couch when she put it next to me. I hissed at it! I am not normally a hissy kitty unless there is another kitty in my territory; however, I hissed at the treat Mommy brought me! Then I whapped it good and hard and ran off to recover.

I still won't go near it. Mommy says I am crazy.

Hmpf!

Earning my keep...

After getting into trouble, I think I am out of the proverbial dog house (thank goodness cuz it is for a dog you know, not a Meezer). I behaved all day today. Mommy says I was a "good girl" and deserved another tuna treat!!!

Maybe the uterus dance is not all I thought it was... I think I will save my moves for happy dances instead of getting launched from the bed. The tuna was DEFINITELY worth it!!!

Meezer rule

If Mommy is sick, do not whap her head and do the uterius dance. This will get you launched from the bed and kicked out of the room....

Tuna Tuesday!!!

Mommy told me today that since I am being such a good Nurse Scouty to her that I deserved to be rewarded! That made me happy because Mommy is my favoritist person ever! I love Daddy, but I have been in Mommy's life longer than he has so she is my bestest bean! Guess what my reward was??!!?!?!!?!

TUNA!!!!!

Not just any tuna mind you, but albacore! I got half a can for breakfast this morning. In honor of this occasion, Mommy and I wrote a little song. Please sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Eat it up, that was my goal.
Then I even licked the bowl.

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Meezer Monday and an award from my love!

Happy Meezer Monday all! I am still being Nurse Scouty to the sicky poo Mommy; however, I wanted to get out and visit and tell you all hello!

In other news, my PAWSOME boyfriend's new brother Mar gave me this beautiful award!



I know lots of other kitties already have received it; however, I wanted to pass it along to Sammy, Miles and their new baby brother, Bill. Especially since I have learned much more about whapping from Sammy and his tactics.

Abbie has been found!!

With Mommy having mono, I forgot to post that Abbie has been found and is safe at home.

Hip, hip hooray!!!

Update on Mommy

Mommy is back down for the count again. She is back at home with me laying around and napping. I think she overdid things and now I have her back on the bed and couch with me. I have been renamed "Nurse Scouty". My duties include laying on Mommy, getting skritched, and snoozing when she does.

Mommy says my duties DO NOT INCLUDE playing thundering herds of elephants, attacking feet under the blankies, bunny kicking her when I want her to continue or stop skritching, and whapping her head.

Hmph! I will need to figure out if this is in my contract as the Meezer house cat! Stay tuned... I am sure there will be more drama from my Mama...

Meezer rule

Hmpf! Mommy is a tad bit upset with me for something that happened last night…. Here is what happened…

Daddy had tucked Mommy and me into bed. It was around 10:00p. Mommy was tuckered out from her second day back at work since February 5th. Daddy still had some things to do around the house so he shut us into the room. I did my usual walk-a-about the room and then jumped up on Mommy for a skritch session and then we would both snooze the night away. According to Mommy, as soon as she drifted off something bad happened….

I swear I did not do it on purpose… But when ya gotta yak, ya gotta yak…. So what if it was on the duvet? It can go in the wash! Aren’t I more important? Well Mommy said it scared the “bejeebers” out of her and then I got launched from the bed while Mommy stripped things off and threw them in the wash. It wasn’t that much yak and I should not have been treated as such! I tried to do it quietly so I did not wake her up but you know Meezers are not exactly silent even when it comes to yakking.

My Meezer rule for the day is this:

It is your house, yak where you meeze.

Meezer Monday 11

First the good news, Mommy is back at work! Now the bad…. That probably means she will be too *$%& tired to help me blog regularly for a bit. I will try and get her to by sitting in her lap and purring loudly so we will have to wait and see!

Happy Meezer Monday!!!

Another award!!!

With the excitement of Valentine's Day and Mommy having mono, I have not been able to blog as much as I would like to.... A while back the wonderful Sam, Sabrina and Simon gave me this award!!



I am proud and honored they feel this way about me! I know many other kitties have been given this so I am uncertain who to give it to... I will have to nap on that one!

Thank you so much St. Louis Meezers!!!!

Sing-a-long Thursday

To the tune of the "Oscar Meyer Weiner" song...

My valentine has a first name

It is H-E-N-R-Y

My valentine has a second name

It is H-E-L-T-O-N

Oh, I love to see him every day

And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...

Cuz Henry Helton has way to make me purr all the day!!!!

No offense to Henry at all, but Mommy wanted all of you to scroll to the post below because Abbie is missing.

Abbie is missing!!!

This is Scout's Mommy writing because Scout is too distraught to tell you all that Abbie has been missing since the 6th of February. If you will go to the spot you can send a note to the Guy, Abbie's housemate. You can also check out to see if you live close by and have seen a 20lb Tuxie walking around...

On a much, much lighter note, if you want to see the Meezer rule for today either scroll down or visit Simply Siamese.

Meezer rule

Mommy is still very sick with mono. The doctor has made her stay home since February 6th. She can not go back to work until the 18th. I am both happy and sad that Mommy is home. Happy because I can snuggle with her while she rests and sad because there may not be enough green papers to keep me in the style I am accustomed to....

My rule for today is this....

Snuggle with your Mommy for all you are worth. Healing purrs are the bestest medicine!

thurzday thirtene

Here are 13 things I have learned since Mommy got mono...

1. She sleeps about 12-18 hours a day. Not the Meezer requird 22.
2. She does not appreciate having her feet attacked under the covers.
3. Playing thundering herds of elephants on the bed will get you kicked out the room.
4. Daddy is not as good as Mommy at keeping cubies in the water.
5. Whapping her head gets you yelled at.
6. Changing positions every 2 minutes gets you yelled at.
7. Snuggling and quietly purring get you petted which is better than being yelled at.
8. If you make enough biscuits in Mommy's hair she begins to resemble Don King.
9. Mistakenly drinking Gatorade for you what think is water is icky!
10. Bonus! There is no alarm clock to wake you up bright and early.
11. Daddy and my grandparents will both call a squillion times to see if Mommy is okay. This makes Mommy grumpy.
12. When Mommy gets the night sweats she will throw the heavy blankie on me and I have climb out.
13. Mommy won't play with me and that makes me sad.

Kitty blessings

I am such a blessed kitty! I got another award from the wunnerful TT Girl. Just have a look at this!



This award goes to kitties who go that extra stretch to be a warm and caring kitty to their parents and others. I woulds likes to give this award to:

My wunnerful boyfriend Henry Helton
The always great twosome of Sammy and Miles
The pawsome Dr. Tweety
The lovely Kaze who is happy the lap lady is back!

Thank you TT!!! I am trying to make Mommy better from her mono. But she is not sleeping the Meezer required 22 hours a day so I don't know how long she will be sicky poo!

Meezer Monday 10

My Mommy is still really sick. She is sleeping about 12 - 18 hours a day..... I get to curl up with her most of the time so it is good. Therefore I have no good story for Meezer Monday but I wanted to check in to say hi.

Sing-a-long Thursday

Mommy wrote another tune about my whapping... Sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"

Scouty, Scouty, Meezer cat
How I wonder where you’re at….

On the kitchen counter high
Whapping things as I walk by…

Scouty, Scouty, Meezer cat
How I wonder where you’re at…..

Meezer Rule 12

Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday!

I like to sleep with Mommy. I like to be petted until I fall sound asleep. I also like to wrap my paws (front and back) around Mommy’s arm and cradle my head in her hand as I start to drift off to dreamland. If Mommy stops petting before I am sleep there is hell to pay!

My rule for today is: It is okay to give the bitey and dig your claws in “ever so gently” to let Mommy know that you are not done being skritched or rubbed.

What's new Pussycat?

The lovely Tamra Maew tagged me in order to get to know me better. I hope I do not disappoint her!

Here is how it works:

You have to tell every kitty 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to the kitty who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you’d like to know more about!

In case you haven't heard, I have a a boyfriend!! Henry Helton asked me to be his special girl kitty and I said "YES"!!! ** blushing **

Aside from falling for Henry, I also have another love... No, it is not another kitty, it is my my FURminator. It rocks my little world and my furrs are all the prettier for it.

Lastly, my Mommy is sick. She is really down over it. If you get a chance go visit her and send healing purrs her way. I know she would appreciate it. I know part of the reason she is so tired is because she usually only sleeps 8 hours a day. Who can survive on less than 22 hours I ask you?

Anyway, I am tagging the following kitties:

Phoebe
Pyewacket
Sam, Sabrina and Simon

Meezer Monday 9

It is Meezer Monday and I really do not have that much to say because Mommy is feeling badly and can not really help me much today.

I have been telling “tails” of those who came before me and I hope to have a really good one for you next week!

I also wanna tell my PAWSOME boyfriend, Henry, that it was so wonderful to have you hear while the Lady and Senor got hitched. I loved snuggle time and having niptinis with you!

So happy Meezer Monday all! I hope we will be back on track tomorrow.

For more on Meezer Monday, please see Simply Siamese.

Furminator!!

Oh my cat!! Mommy went shopping last night and got the greatest thing for me! She got me a Furminator. Let me tell you what, it rocked my little world to say the very least!

She opened the package and she began to brush my furs. I danced, I sang, I did loop-de-loops of joy…. It was pawsome! She did this for me about 3 or 4 minutes and there was a HUMONGOUS pile of what Mommy refers to as “cat yuckies” (also known as loose Scouty furs). She compacted it all up and I kid you not, it was the size of a grapefruit! Of course I had to sniff it bunchies before she threw it away (how rude!). But I felt lighter. I probably lost a pound of furs and it felt soooo yumilicious to have that brushy on my furs!

Mommy said she was glad I liked it sooo much because it was not cheap. But she said it was worth every penny for all the furs she brushed off of me. Remember, it is not just for cats with long furs because my coat is fairly short. It was heavenly!

Thursday Sing-a-Long 1

Mommy has written a second song about me and my whapping. If you missed the first one click here.

This should be sung to the tune of the "Oscar Mayer Bologna" song...

My kitty has a first name, it’s S – C – O – U – T

My kitty has a second name, it’s K – I – T – T - Y

Oh I love to see her everyday

And if you ask me why I’ll say

Cause Scout the kitty has a way with w – h – a – p – p – i – n –g things today

Meezer Rule 11

I like water with cubies. I will drink it without them; however, I prefer cubies. Mommy drinks her water with bunches of cubies. My bowl is downstairs but Mommy’s large cup is wherever Mommy may be. I like to be wherever Mommy is….

My rule for today is since you know I like my water the same way as you do, you have to share. It is my house and if I can fit my head in your glass you need to get over it.

7 Random things about me

The very lovely young Phoebe tagged me for a meme. It is seven random things about me. So without further adieu, here you go....

1. I love the smell of bacon and sausage but I won’t eat it.
2. I have not ridden in a car since December 2003. I am horrified of cars!!
3. I once got scared because a lightening bug landed on me. Mommy said I bucked like a bronco trying to get it off. She had to get it off of me and "liberate" it to outside.
4. I like it when Mommy holds me up so I can sniff things I can not reach on my own like photos on the walls. We can do this for several minutes before Mommy says I am too heavy (hmph!).
5. The only cruchies I will eat is Science Diet.
6. I have to have conversations with Mommy as soon as she comes home from work. Even if Daddy gets home first I have to tell Mommy all about my day. We do this for quite a bit and then I get skritches and brushed!
7. My little brother Boo Radley died in 2003. I will go sit on where he is buried in the backyard. I go to visit.

I would tag my boyfriend but since he is staying with me for a bit, I can just ask him myself. So I am tagging Dr. Tweety, Sam, Sabrina and Simon, Pyewacket and Yao-Lin.

Meezer Monday 8

Here is another “tail” of one who came before me….

When Mommy was just learning to walk she had a kitty named Kiki George. He was orange and floofy.

Mommy said when little beans are first learning to walk that they hold onto things. Mommy said she was no exception to that rule. Grandmama had to jump and tell the rest of the story because it was about 40 years ago that this happened….

Grandmama said Mommy was learning to walk and would teeter down the long hall way holding on to the wall for support as needed. Well Grandmama said she heard Mommy let out a blood-curdling scream of “no Kiki”!!!! Grandmama went running and there was Kiki George all curled up asleep in the hallway far from where Mommy was. Mommy told Grandmama that Kiki was after her, but there he was curled up like a little angel kitty. Grandmama told Mommy to stop it. A few minutes later it happened again… Screams of “no Kiki”!! Then Grandmama telling Mommy to stop it because Kiki George was curled up asleep. This went on a few more times and finally Grandmama thought she would sneak over and try and see what was going on.

Seems that Mommy wasn’t kidding…. As soon as Grandmama would walk away, Kiki George would rear up on his hind legs and be face to face with Mommy and chase her! That is why Mommy would scream!!! When Grandmama saw this she was not sure what to make of it. First it made her laugh out loud and then she yelled “Kiki, no”!! Kiki George knew he was busted then and snuck off with his tail between his legs….

Grandmama said it was hysterical because Kiki George almost got away with it…..

Fraidy Cat Five on Friday

Mommy sez that I suffer from neurosis. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I looked it up… I like being able to see things by looking them up online.

Neurosis: a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias)

So my five on Friday are five things that I am scared of (but Mommy sez I am “neurotic” about)…

1. Plastic bags…. They are evil!!! When Mommy or Daddy come home with groceries I run like the wind!! When they change the trash bags and they have to open a new one, I am no where to be found. If I could I would rid the world of horrible plastic bags!
2. Aluminum foil…. I don’t like the noise it makes; however I mostly do not like it because it is shiny. It reminds me of the awful table at the V-E-T’s office. Nuff said….
3. Thunder boomers… I am really skairty over these! I have to either be curled up tight in Mommy’s lap, under the bed or in the back of the closet. I choose the place depending upon where I am when the thunder boomers start! If at all possible I prefer to be in Mommy’s lap! She cuddles me and tells me she will protected me.
4. The doorbell…. I can not begin to explain why this scares me! I can be downstairs laying by the cozy fire and someone will ring the bell and I have to bolt upstairs as fast as my leggies will carry me!
5. Closed doors…. Okay, this one is completely crazy, and I would not zactly call it “scared”; however, if a door is shut to a room (especially Mommy’s bedroom) and I am not in the room with Mommy I will not just scratch at it, I will body slam it!! Daddy watched me one time and said I got a running head start and hurled myself at it while meowing the whole time!! Mommy could not hear me because she was in the shower. Daddy had to carry me in so I could see her and I was so happy that I was in the room with Mommy!!

Meezer Rule 10

I was so excited yesterday! It was a pawsome day!! Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!! I am such a happy girl! I still can’t quit purring!

I am also glad that today is Meezer Rule day. It is my 10th rule so far. Let me set it up for you…

When I am excited I do crazy things like meow loudly and frequently. I also like to play thundering herds of elephants when I am happy. Mommy says one kitty running amuck does not equal a “herds” of elephants…. That bothered me cuz the game is called thundering herds of elephants and I am an only kitty so I can’t help it if no one else plays it with me…. So my rule for today is as follows:

If someone says something about you that you do not like nor appreciate, please give them your best death ray stare with laser beam eyes.

Mommy wishes she could download the photo she took of me last night; however, she gotted a new camera for Christmas and can not download the thing…

UPDATE: Oh my cat!! I just realized that this is my 100th post! Dangnabbit, I wish I would have realized that before so I could have had a cool contest!

News and awards

The incredible man cat Henry Helton and the awesome Dr. Tweety gave me this fabbo award!!



I am so very honored that they think this about me!! They make my day too! I always look forward to the chance to read their bloggies and it always makes me smile!

I also got a second award from the handsome Henry Helton.



The rules for this one are as follows:
Here are the rules:
1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think. (No fish or bird blogs, they'll just make you hungry)
2. Acknowledge this post.
3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award" with a link to the post that you wrote.
4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!

I am going to nominate the following kitties:
Kaze
Latte
Sammy and Miles
TT

Now that I have the awards covered, let me tell you my news....

Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!!!!! I have been doing a happy dance all day long... My tail won't quit twitching, I can't quit purring, I have barely touched my crunchies because I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!! I I am glad I will have a special Valentine this year to celebrate with!

Meezer Monday 7

Here is another “tail” of one who came before me…

It is once again about Judina. Judina liked tomatoes…. A lot as a matter of fact…. Everytime Grandmama would cook something with tomato sauce in it she would put the empty can of tomato sauce on the ground for Judina. Judina would take her paw and swipe the inside of the can and then lick her paw clean. She would keep doing it until all the tomato sauce was gone and the can was sparkly clean. Then she would clean her paws like a crazy woman and make certain all the tomato sauce is gone from all her furs.

Grandmama told this story to Mommy (because Mommy was too young to remember ).

I think Judina would have gotten along with Boo Radley since they both liked to help in the kitchen.

On a separate note, Mommy and I are very relieved that Mao came home from his walk-about. We were furry worried!

A song for your consideration....

Mommy wrote a song about me and she says this should be sung to the tune of “Old McDonald had a Farm”…

Scout was on the dresser top
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Although her Mommy hollered “STOP”!
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

She made her way to the book case
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping things off in front of my face
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

To the counter where she’s not ‘posed to be
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping just to mock me
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Now she makes her final stand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping must make her feel grand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

She’ll only stop to take a nap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Meezer rule 9

After a L-O-N-G three week blogging break (Mommy’s choice, not mine) I am back…. My ears are clean and tidy (unlike my litter box) and the bowl is full of crunchies and I am ready to visit all my bloggy friends and get back to bizness…

Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…

My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!