Not much to say

I really don’t have much to say today. It is raining in Nashville and Mommy told me that is good even thought I really don’t think so. I am not too keen on water unless it is in my bowl and has plenty of ice cubies floating in it for my drinking pleasure.

This photo is from Easter. It is of Mommy looking at me from the window at her parents’ home. My Grandmama and Grandpapa always scoot the chair next to the window for me so I can look outside and check for lizards (mmmmm, lizards) and watch the hummingbirdies. I like that bunches!

Speaking of the hummers, they are soooo quick and sound like they have little jet engines attached to them! Vrooooom! I think they are too fast for me and that I probably would not be able to catch one. Plus they are too small for a meal… Oops, maybe I should learn to think before I type…

Anyhoo, enjoy the picture and have a nice day!

Lizards rule!

Lizard, lizard, where for art thou?

Oh, I see you!! You are on my deck and you brought a friend! Two for the price of one! You ought to be very happy that I am not tall enough to reach the lock and open the door… Then I would chase you and chew on you and possibly even bunny kick you!

Instead I sit inside while you taunt me with your lizardy goodness!

Mmmmmmm, lizards!

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 toyz I like:

1 nip mousie!!
2 string
3 assorted bugs that get in the house
4 my pink fuzzy ball
5 my shadow
6 whatever moves under the covers
7 the big bear on the bubbie’s bed
8 the ice cubies in my bowl
9 the red laser pointy thingee
10 my own tail (makes mommy and daddy laugh)
11 shoe strings
12 butterflies
13 lizards!! (my all time fave!!!!!)

Mommy saw big lizzerds!!

Mommy raced jyent lizzerds. i wood have gone but it involved water. yuk.

for daisy and purr, purr, purr, henry helton, i have been bizzy lately and will do your memes this week.

thurzday thirtene

today i will share wif you in bloggyland 13 thingz I wud like to do on my somer vakayshun.

1. go shopping for tuna
2. katch a lizzard.
3. nap
4. play wif my nip mowse
5. wach da birdees
6. look out da winders
7. eat tuna
8. take anudder nap
9. find da sunnie spot
10. run arownd for no aparint reazon
11. cleen beehind my eers
12. cach the red dot on the wall and floor
13. dreem abowt ware mommy hidez the temtayshuns

hey, i just relized i can do all this at home! that is gud cuz i do not like to ride in the awtomobeel.

lookie here!

mommy maniged to yoos the flashee thingee to take this foto of my taysty frend. okay, to be onist, i do not rilly no if is taysty but i wood not mind finding out!!

it wuz just too kwik for me. dang!

Daisy sez the tayels are grisselee. I wud like to no taht for myself, thank you vary much.

I hope you injoy mommy's foto of my fewture snak, ur, i mean "friend".

thurzday thirtene

todaze thirteen iz bout thingz i likes to eet...

1. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
2. syence dyet cat fud
3. filay minyon
4. temtayshuns
5. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
6. pizza krust
7. cheez
8. whatevver is on mommy's plate
9. lizzards... ok, i have not eeten one.... yet....
10. sketti
11. i's creme
12. turkee at thxgiving
13. did i mention i like tuna?

happy indypindance day!

mommy sez today is a holly day and that is why she and daddy are home wif me. she sez today is America's birfday but i do not sees any cake. i thought that there was cake at birfday partyz. maybe there will tuna instead. mmmmmm, tuna.

this is me looking outs the door. i am checking for lizzards. lizzards need to be chased and i am the rite cat for the job. i am not too sertin the lizzards like tho but that is the lizzards problem.

have a safe and happy holly day. if you have fire boomers please do not come around my house. i do not like lowd noises cept for me lowd meow. thats different.

simun sez

momy suggestd taht i onlee uze teh small letterz cuz it makestuf ezier 2 read. i thot bout it adn she iz rite. that way idonot hafta uze taht shifty butten and itiz mcuch simplyer 4 me todoo. momy alwayz trys2 help me out 2m ake thingz ez. that iz anuther reasun me luvs momy! well that and tuna in my fud bole.

on a seprete note nolizzard today becuz of rain. thare iz always 2morrow, after all 2morrow iz anothur day...

I gots nuttin'

I wus bOaRD 2day and donot Have netHINg 2 say.

No LiZZurds 2 chase anD no BugS 2 cHEw. I B 1 boARd kiki...

I got nuTTin heRe.

i be a Bit DisTUrbeD

I didnot KacH teh LiZZard. Itis DisTuBBing 2 me.

MayB 2morrrow. LizaRds r gUd 2 chaSe. I donot nO hOW They tASte. I likE tuNa and scince Diet beSt. SuM buGs are ok 2.

LiZArd ALurt

YESturdayy i saw nOt 1 but 2 lizArds! Xsited? U becha! MoRe 2 chasse aROund and antagonIzxe. GrATe fuN by me!

Even butter, tHey weer the BlaCK kindwiththeBluetAIL. 1 weNt unduR teh da haus aNd me ThinKs I neEd to go undur AfTer the beaSt. Momy said No Scout to meoWs teLLing her i need toGo af tur LizArd.

Dang!

Thought you should see what I am doing today...

I no MoMY has a MeoWGrain but i STiL waNNa go outside. I toluraIDed haviNg my pictur toOK Bcuz it gotthedoor 2 OpeN anD taht is vary vary GOOD Bcuz it maens chassing LiZARds! Go me!

SoRRy Momy is SicK but she sTil put fUD in my bowl and waTER with ICecUBEs n it 2. MoMy wiLL problY goto bed soOn and i waNNa cuRl up with HeR.

Lookin' like a pRInSeSS

I am stylin and profilin... I look SaSSY!! This is what im talkin bout cuz i think i look gud... U canno tsee my flabee parts and taht makes me one happy kiki.

Now taht i am done with my cvoershot i ThiNK i wilL go chase a liZArd... That is how i am WoRKinG on the flab... 1 lizard ata time.

I want 2 go outsiDe!!

Whats teh deal with the screan door?! I wanna go OUTSiDE!! Their r lizards that rekwire chasing and i am jsut the kitty 2 do it. Curse the screan door!! If i could i woOd claw and naw my way tHRu it to cahse lizards.

I do not wnat 2 eat it, just chase... but if i did eat it, i betit wood taste liKe chiken.

8 is grEAt!

Now taht i have fin ished cahsing lizards I can rite sum more stuf. Being 8 is jsut like being 7 onlyolder. I do not feele any different. I looked at my reefleckshun in the glass and i look like i did yesTerday. but 2day i am 8!!!!!

Chasign lizards is hard wurk. They r fast and they can crawl intosmall places taht i do not fit in. Momy says i am chunkey but i thot that was only peenut butter. If i was going 2be peenut butter, i wood have to say i am smooth. That is bcuz i am SO COOL! Momyw ill probaly laff when she reads that...

Dady is sick with a cold. Momy says he is taking moren aps 2day then i do. Between u andme taht is a lOT of naps!!!!!!!!! I have been none to sleep all the ours of the day only geting up for kibble and litter box brakes. I think Dady mite be part simeze. Only he does nto speak simeze, he talks in 2 langwiges... englisch and jerman. Dady is from jermany and Momy sez that is REallY FaR AwAY. Tehy wint there a few monhts ago and i got 2 stay with my grandparents. I missed Momy and Dady but tehy came home and I was a hapPY kitTY!!

Being 8 is gREat! I had tuna for breckfist and i msut tell u that it was TAsTY! Momy even let me drink the joose from the can. I must b a reaLLy speshul kitty to get a hole can 4 just me! Maybe i will tern 8 again 2morrow... That way i willget more TUNA! Tuna is ThE BEsT food in teh entire uneevurs! I wood eat it all day if Momy woud letm e.