Meezer Rule

This past weekend Mommy and Daddy allowed a friend of theirs to leave Jackson in our back yard. I need to mention this… Jackson is a WOOFIE!! I don’t like other critters in MY territory much less a woofie for crying out loud!!! I was not happy. Not one single bit.

My Meezer rule for today is it is okay to howl, puff up and act like a Tasmanian Devil to show your displeasure.

attack!!

i was attacked. not by a vishus annymul but by frozen water. i have a medal i wear around my collar (yes, i am a prissy girl) and when mommy put fresh cubies in my water i had to go take a drink right away... well one thing lead to another some of the cubies got stucked on my medal!!

i looked up at mommy and then i shook my head really hard and a cubie flew off. there were still three more stuck to me. i had to walk with my front paws really far apart so the cubie would touch me as little as possible. at this point mommy started laughing at me. that hurt my feelings but i was more concerned about getting the cubie off my collar.

i shook my head hard again... nothing. mommy hollered for daddy at this point who came running down the stairs. i shook my head again and presto! no more cubie!! daddy was sorry he missed the show and laughed when mommy told him what happened.

humiliation aside, i got some temtayshuns for it. that makes for a happy ending.

thurzday thirtene

Weird places mommy has founded me…



on top of her rain deer slippers (not like vishus deer)
in the pantry
in the cooler
in the flowers on the fud table
in the sink
in the dryer
in a bowl in the sink (that was tastee!)
in the ficus tree pot
in a bowl of rising dough (mommy was glad there was a towel on it or we’d still be picking dough off my fur)
in the suitcase
in the pajama drawer
in the bathtub (I like the way my nails click in there when I play hockey with the water bottle lid)
in the lap of a Paddington bear


mommy stopped me from climing into the fire place. I was lookin for santa.

nu alirt to wach owt for!!

i lirned abowt the awful vishus tertuls from Skeezix. thank you for making all of us awear of the evil tertuls!

i wanted to tell everyone abowt anudder threat on kitties.... monkeees!!! aparintly they are steeling things in korea. i do not want my fancee collur snatched!!

everybody needz to be rilly carefull of vishus deer, vishus tertuls and theefing monkeees! tell all your frends!!