Meezer Rule

This past weekend Mommy and Daddy allowed a friend of theirs to leave Jackson in our back yard. I need to mention this… Jackson is a WOOFIE!! I don’t like other critters in MY territory much less a woofie for crying out loud!!! I was not happy. Not one single bit.

My Meezer rule for today is it is okay to howl, puff up and act like a Tasmanian Devil to show your displeasure.

Meezer Monday

Sultry Scouty here to say "Woo Hoo"! Daddy will be home today after being gone sooooo very long!! However, to show my displeasure, there will be lots of whapping and a "well placed hair ball".

Meezer rule 2

Happy Halloween everyone! I am telling everyone my costume is a cat costume and that I am really a Chihuahua dressed as a Siamese. I have been practicing my bark…

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there is something to drink in a glass and I can reach it by sticking my head into it, it is all mines! Slurp!

Meezer rule 1

I knocked a lot of stuff off of the dresser yesterday. It felt good. It made me feel alive… That is until Mommy got home and saw all her knick-knacks Scouty whacked…. Mommy collects mini enamel teapots and they make a nice noise when you smack them and the little tops of them go flying! Wheeeeee! Plus when I sit up there I am tall.

Mommy tells me I am a “floor cat” and that I am supposed to stay off of the counters and tables. Where is the fun in that I ask you? I much prefer being up on things even if it is against the rules.

Cause the meezer rule is this.... I am a meezer cat. It is my job!