30 March 2008

Meezer Monday

Sultry Scouty here to say "Woo Hoo"! Daddy will be home today after being gone sooooo very long!! However, to show my displeasure, there will be lots of whapping and a "well placed hair ball".

25 March 2008

Meezer rule

If Mommy goes on a business trip and is gone ALL DAY LONG to New Orleans, it is perfectly okay to give her the WHAP, WHAP and do a tap dance on her uterus....


24 March 2008

Meezer Monday

I loves Easter!! I loves the flowers, Easter baskets, the eggies and the left over prime rib Mommy brought home for my special treat! But what was bestest about this Easter was that Daddy finally came home!! Daddy drove to Las Vegas on 2/19 and has not been home since. However, Daddy’s boss called him Friday morning and asked Daddy if he had a dog (how rude!)…. Daddy told him “no, you know we have Scout the Meezer”… Daddy’s boss said “that’s good, because if you did he would probably bite you since you’ve been gone over a month. You are booked on the 7:00 flight out. Now go see your wife.”

He is already back at the airport to return to Vegas for what Mommy hopes is just a few more days.

Daddy was gone so long that Mommy cried when she saw him. I for one ignored him until last night. How dare he leave us for so long? I forgave him though and all is well. I slept on top of him last night to try and keep him home with us where he belongs; however, he outweighs me by about 200 pounds so I lost that battle.


21 March 2008

Funny and serious all in one post...

Here is the serious part... Go to this site and sign your name!! I learned about this when I was visiting TT.

Now for something much lighter...

Cat: One helluva nice animal, frequently mistaken for a meatloaf.

~ B. Kliban

19 March 2008

Meezer rule

The weather in Tennessee is wacky…. Yesterday was WINDY!!! Like 30 mph winds! Mommy said it blew her car around when she was driving home from work. But at least it was in the 70’s. So since it was warmer she opened up the bonus room window when she got home. She always opens it high enough for me to see out of when I sit on the window seat. She calls it “Cat TV” because I will sit and watch children play and cars go by, you get the picture… Well since it was soooo windy yesterday she only opened it a little bit because it was blowing hard outside. That was disappointing to me ‘cause I really wanted to watch the show going on outdoors. To show my displeasure I did something… That something is my rule du jour….

If the window is not opened to your exact specifications, it is okay to howl and paw at the wood blinds until you pull them down. This will let Mommy know you are not pleased.

Bonus rule: Once you have accomplished this run like the wind from the loud noise this has occurred.

17 March 2008

Meezer Monday

Mommy could not download my St. Patty's photo so my Meezer Monday is to wish you all a happy St. Patty's day!!!!

When is Meezer Day??!?

16 March 2008

Middle name meme

The lovely Tara tagged me for a middle name meme. My name is Scout after the character in "To Kill a Mockingbird". The full name of the character is Jean Louise Finch so I am going to use Louise as my middle name.

Here is how it works:

1. You have to post the rules before you give your answers.

2. You must list one fact about yourself beginning with each letter of your middle name. (If you don't have a middle name, use your maiden name or your mother's maiden name).

3. At the end of your blog post, you need to tag one person (or blogger of another species) for each letter of your middle name. (Be sure to leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.)

L: Lovable. I am a total love bug when it comes to my Mommy.
O: Outspoken. After all, I am a Meezer!
U: Underappreciated. I do not get 100% of the attention all the time.
I: Intelligent. Like I said before, I am a Meezer!
S: Sassy. I don't think I need to explain that one.
E: Exquisite. It's a Meezer thing.

So I am tagging the following kitties to play along:

Dr. Tweety
Mr. Hendrix

14 March 2008

Is that a knick knack Scouty whapped?

I am still bored.... I am a bit disturbed that Mommy is back at work and not spending all her time with me. It is bothersome that I am left home alone without companionship. Life isn't fair!!!

So to pay her back, I went on a little whapping spree...

Mommy collects little enamel teapots. They are all over her dresser (where I am *not supposed to be*) and are perfect for whapping!!! And boy oh boy can those suckers FLY!!! Added bonus, since they are enamel, they make a nice sound when they slam into something!

That'll teach her!

12 March 2008

Meezer rule

I don’t like crumbles in my crunchy bowl. Not one single bit! I refuse to eat them. Instead I scoot them onto the floor with my nose and leave them scattered making a big mess in the process.

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there are crumbles in your bowl, putting the bitey on Mommy’s ankle is a sure-fired way to get her to fill it up with fresh crunchies!

For more Meezer rules see Simply Siamese.

11 March 2008

Dog house part deux

Mommy is not too happy with me…. Again….

Here’s what happened….

Last night Mommy woke up around 12:30a because she realized she had not talked to Daddy (he’s on a business trip). Daddy is currently two hours behind so Mommy knew it would be okay to call. After chatting with him for a few minutes she hung up to go back to sleep. That’s when it happened….

I decided to play attack the blankie monster…. I don’t usually play this game in the dark because I generally prefer to stay curled up next to Mommy and blissfully snooze the night away; however, last night was different. I played for about 10 minutes which was more than enough to really shake all the cob webbies out of Mommy’s brain and really wake her up good! I should be proud but I am ashamed because after the game was over, I curled up for the night and Mommy was still awake at 2:30a this morning tossing and turning. And as you aware, she just went back to work Monday for the first time in 2 ½ weeks after having mono. She was not a happy camper when the alarm went off at 5:30a this morning.

Usually I run into the bathroom with her and chat while she showers but not today. Today I snuck out of the room and hid in shame.

Mommy occasionally calls me the evil Siamese because sometimes I am bad.

10 March 2008

Meezer Monday

Mommy is back at work and I am bored! Bored I tell you! Bored, bored, bored…

Think I will go on a whapping spree so she will see my displeasure!

09 March 2008


I am somewhere I am *not supposed to be* and I got busted! I was in the Bubbie's room investigating because the door was slightly ajar. Usually it is closed even when he is here so I won't furry up his stuff. But there was an opportunity and I took full advantage of it!! How was I supposed to know Mommy was lurking down the hall with the camera in her hands?!


Oh, if you biggify the picture and look at the photo to the left of me, you can see a picture of Mommy on her first birthday. Grandpapa is giving her a birthday smooch. Mommy looks so young and tiny there. It is hard to believe that she is turning 42 in 25 days.

08 March 2008

Beaching myself

I am getting in as much Mommy time as possible because the doctor finally is letting her go back to work after her long bout of mono. It sure is going to be different around here without her to lay on and nap with! It kinda makes me a little sad. I have gotten very used to sitting on her lap while she is on the computer and laying in her arms if she is watching TV. I have been the center of her attention the whole time she has been home and I LOVE IT!!!! That is as it should be.

I worry about her going back to work because she has explained to me that she will probably be extremely tired and will come home, have dinner and go to bed. What about me?!!?!!?!??!! Will I get the necessary skritches?! Will there be play time?!

Sigh, what's a meezer to do? That is why I am staying curled up on her. Maybe that way she will not go back at all and we can spend plenty of Mommy and Scouty time together. But then again, getting green papers is important to keep me in the style I am accustomed....

05 March 2008

Meezer rule

Always keep your man cat interseted...

04 March 2008

Boudoir photo

Since my adorable boyfriend enjoyed my photo of me enjoying time outdoors, I thought that I would really try and make his motor purr! So I curled up on my bed for a little "boudoir" photo shoot just for his viewing pleasure! I hope he likes it as much as I enjoyed having this picture taken for him!

03 March 2008

Meezer Monday

If you finally get some time outdoors, refuse to pose for Mommy!

01 March 2008


For Valentine's Day, I sent my sweetie a package which included a catnip cigar. Being a curious Meezer I HAD TO inspect all things going into the box to Henry. I liked everything in it because it was paw-picked by me but I really was groovin on the nip cigar. Mommy even debated about letting me keep it because I was a smitten kitten.

But I knew Henry was worth it so into the box it went.

A couple of days ago Mommy went to buy my crunchies and picked up a cigar for my very own! She told me she had a treat for me for being such a good nurse to her since she is still so sick with mono. I was laying on my favoritist spot on the couch when she put it next to me. I hissed at it! I am not normally a hissy kitty unless there is another kitty in my territory; however, I hissed at the treat Mommy brought me! Then I whapped it good and hard and ran off to recover.

I still won't go near it. Mommy says I am crazy.