Mommy wrote a song about me and she says this should be sung to the tune of “Old McDonald had a Farm”…
Scout was on the dresser top
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Although her Mommy hollered “STOP”!
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
She made her way to the book case
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping things off in front of my face
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
To the counter where she’s not ‘posed to be
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping just to mock me
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Now she makes her final stand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping must make her feel grand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
She’ll only stop to take a nap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
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5 comments:
That's like the best song EVER!!
Latte
excellent job!!!!! love the song!!! good job whapping
Scout! I lovez your song. Haz Henry heard dis yet? I beys he will lovez it too. Here a whap... hahahhaha! Mebbe he can singz dat to MAr!
Now that song is going 'round and 'round in my head!
That is a very fine song. Please teach me the high art of whapping....the dragging socks routine is getting old 'round these parts and it's not getting me the attention I deserve....
~Casey
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