Meezer rule 9

After a L-O-N-G three week blogging break (Mommy’s choice, not mine) I am back…. My ears are clean and tidy (unlike my litter box) and the bowl is full of crunchies and I am ready to visit all my bloggy friends and get back to bizness…

Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…

My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!