Meezer rule 2

Happy Halloween everyone! I am telling everyone my costume is a cat costume and that I am really a Chihuahua dressed as a Siamese. I have been practicing my bark…

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there is something to drink in a glass and I can reach it by sticking my head into it, it is all mines! Slurp!

Oh no's!!

After reading this I am glad I only drink water or milk!!

Hanging with Mommy

Here is a photo of me. I am hanging out on one of my favorite spots which is Mommy’s chair. If I position myself just right I take up most of the arm of the chair and part of Mommy’s lap. Mommy says I beach myself on her. I don’t even know what that means; however, I am in an optimum place for skritches and that is always an important thing! If I stay still Mommy will usually brush me too and that is very good. I love the way that wiry brush feels on my furs! When I have had enough, I just put a bitey on the brush and Mommy knows I am done. She is well trained that way.

Doesn’t Mommy’s eye look much better? She still says she is going as Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas for Halloween. Since I don't know who that is, I really don't care unless Fergie has temptayshuns!!!

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 things I knocked off the dresser, counters and tables yesterday:

1. Mini enamel teapots
2. Candle
3. Piece of hard candy (and it did not taste good to me).
4. A button
5. The staple remover
6. A spoon
7. A napkin
8. Mommy's reading glasses
9. The remote control
10. A sticky note (that got stuck to my paw and skairt me).
11. A pen
12. Something Mommy calls a knick-knack
13. A q-tip (fun to play with afterward!).

Meezer rule 1

I knocked a lot of stuff off of the dresser yesterday. It felt good. It made me feel alive… That is until Mommy got home and saw all her knick-knacks Scouty whacked…. Mommy collects mini enamel teapots and they make a nice noise when you smack them and the little tops of them go flying! Wheeeeee! Plus when I sit up there I am tall.

Mommy tells me I am a “floor cat” and that I am supposed to stay off of the counters and tables. Where is the fun in that I ask you? I much prefer being up on things even if it is against the rules.

Cause the meezer rule is this.... I am a meezer cat. It is my job!

Still bored...

Today I am bored. Bored as can be. Bored as a box of rocks. I am tired of the rain and I need something to do. I can't see lizards in the rain.

I think I will knock something off of the dresser. That's the ticket! That should be fun.

It's raining, it's pouring, I am snoring...

It is raining here. Raining good and hard. Mommy says it is excellent weather for a nap... Silly Mommy, ANY weather is good for a nap!

If it keeps up, I might need to see if Henry Helton will come over and bring this to keep us dry....

Henry makes me purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr!

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I am not sure I believe this. It does not sound like any dog or cat I know....

Bored

I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. I just swatted my last mousie under the thing that gets hot and another under the box that makes things cold. I can’t push the button on the red thingee. No one is here to pull string for me. The sunny spot has moved to the wall and I can’t figure out how to climb onto it.

It ain’t easy being me.

Not much to say

I really don’t have much to say today. It is raining in Nashville and Mommy told me that is good even thought I really don’t think so. I am not too keen on water unless it is in my bowl and has plenty of ice cubies floating in it for my drinking pleasure.

This photo is from Easter. It is of Mommy looking at me from the window at her parents’ home. My Grandmama and Grandpapa always scoot the chair next to the window for me so I can look outside and check for lizards (mmmmm, lizards) and watch the hummingbirdies. I like that bunches!

Speaking of the hummers, they are soooo quick and sound like they have little jet engines attached to them! Vrooooom! I think they are too fast for me and that I probably would not be able to catch one. Plus they are too small for a meal… Oops, maybe I should learn to think before I type…

Anyhoo, enjoy the picture and have a nice day!

Lizards rule!

Lizard, lizard, where for art thou?

Oh, I see you!! You are on my deck and you brought a friend! Two for the price of one! You ought to be very happy that I am not tall enough to reach the lock and open the door… Then I would chase you and chew on you and possibly even bunny kick you!

Instead I sit inside while you taunt me with your lizardy goodness!

Mmmmmmm, lizards!

Back in the saddle again…

Mommy is doing much better after her accident and follow-up time in front of the flashy thingee. She sends a big thank you to all of you for your purrs and head butts. She said aside from the head butts that actually connected with the eye, life is good even if her eye looks like something out of my litter box.

Today she finally remembered to leave the lap top open for me. I know I do not technically have a lap; however, I am getting pretty good at this typing thing with my paws. Occasionally I have to use my nose or tail, but that is another story.

I really do not have much to say, I just wanted to post so I could tell all my buddies out there “meow”… Especially the very handsome Henry Helton who really revs my engine and makes me purrrrrrr!!!

Mommy looks funny part deux...

I told you before that Mommy had an accident and now she has posted the the pictures to show the world...

I don't care what she looks like because I am definitely a Mommy's girl...

Mommy looks funny!

I have been in bed with Mommy since Saturday night. She had an accident. I've been giving her love but she is not doing so good. She said she is going back to work tomorrow so I guess that means I get the bed to myself...

Desktop meme

I was tagged by the handsome Henry Helton {purr, purr, purr} to do the desktop meme. My desktop is a photo of Daddy and Mommy saying "prosit" which is "cheers" in German. The photo is from their trip to Berlin earlier this year. (Daddy was born and raised in Germany).

Upon receiving this tag, immediately perform a screen capture of your desktop.It is best that no icons be deleted before the screen capture so as to add to the element of fun. Here’s how you can do a screen capture:

1.Go to your desktop and press the Print Scrn key (located on the right side of the F12 key).


2.Open a graphics program (like Picture Manager, Paint, or Photoshop) and doing a Paste (CTRL + V). If you wish, you can “edit” the image before saving it.


3.Post the picture on your blog. You can also give a short explanation on the look of your desktop if you want. You can explain why you prefer such a look or why it is full of icons. Things like that.

4.Tag friends and ask them to give you a Free View of their desktops as well. I tag:

TT
Daisy