27 February 2008

Earning my keep...

After getting into trouble, I think I am out of the proverbial dog house (thank goodness cuz it is for a dog you know, not a Meezer). I behaved all day today. Mommy says I was a "good girl" and deserved another tuna treat!!!

Maybe the uterus dance is not all I thought it was... I think I will save my moves for happy dances instead of getting launched from the bed. The tuna was DEFINITELY worth it!!!

26 February 2008

Meezer rule

If Mommy is sick, do not whap her head and do the uterius dance. This will get you launched from the bed and kicked out of the room....

Tuna Tuesday!!!

Mommy told me today that since I am being such a good Nurse Scouty to her that I deserved to be rewarded! That made me happy because Mommy is my favoritist person ever! I love Daddy, but I have been in Mommy's life longer than he has so she is my bestest bean! Guess what my reward was??!!?!?!!?!

TUNA!!!!!

Not just any tuna mind you, but albacore! I got half a can for breakfast this morning. In honor of this occasion, Mommy and I wrote a little song. Please sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Eat it up, that was my goal.
Then I even licked the bowl.

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

25 February 2008

Meezer Monday and an award from my love!

Happy Meezer Monday all! I am still being Nurse Scouty to the sicky poo Mommy; however, I wanted to get out and visit and tell you all hello!

In other news, my PAWSOME boyfriend's new brother Mar gave me this beautiful award!



I know lots of other kitties already have received it; however, I wanted to pass it along to Sammy, Miles and their new baby brother, Bill. Especially since I have learned much more about whapping from Sammy and his tactics.

23 February 2008

Abbie has been found!!

With Mommy having mono, I forgot to post that Abbie has been found and is safe at home.

Hip, hip hooray!!!

21 February 2008

Update on Mommy

Mommy is back down for the count again. She is back at home with me laying around and napping. I think she overdid things and now I have her back on the bed and couch with me. I have been renamed "Nurse Scouty". My duties include laying on Mommy, getting skritched, and snoozing when she does.

Mommy says my duties DO NOT INCLUDE playing thundering herds of elephants, attacking feet under the blankies, bunny kicking her when I want her to continue or stop skritching, and whapping her head.

Hmph! I will need to figure out if this is in my contract as the Meezer house cat! Stay tuned... I am sure there will be more drama from my Mama...

20 February 2008

Meezer rule

Hmpf! Mommy is a tad bit upset with me for something that happened last night…. Here is what happened…

Daddy had tucked Mommy and me into bed. It was around 10:00p. Mommy was tuckered out from her second day back at work since February 5th. Daddy still had some things to do around the house so he shut us into the room. I did my usual walk-a-about the room and then jumped up on Mommy for a skritch session and then we would both snooze the night away. According to Mommy, as soon as she drifted off something bad happened….

I swear I did not do it on purpose… But when ya gotta yak, ya gotta yak…. So what if it was on the duvet? It can go in the wash! Aren’t I more important? Well Mommy said it scared the “bejeebers” out of her and then I got launched from the bed while Mommy stripped things off and threw them in the wash. It wasn’t that much yak and I should not have been treated as such! I tried to do it quietly so I did not wake her up but you know Meezers are not exactly silent even when it comes to yakking.

My Meezer rule for the day is this:

It is your house, yak where you meeze.