Mommy wrote another tune about my whapping... Sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"
Scouty, Scouty, Meezer cat
How I wonder where you’re at….
On the kitchen counter high
Whapping things as I walk by…
Scouty, Scouty, Meezer cat
How I wonder where you’re at…..
31 January 2008
30 January 2008
Meezer Rule 12
Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday!
I like to sleep with Mommy. I like to be petted until I fall sound asleep. I also like to wrap my paws (front and back) around Mommy’s arm and cradle my head in her hand as I start to drift off to dreamland. If Mommy stops petting before I am sleep there is hell to pay!
My rule for today is: It is okay to give the bitey and dig your claws in “ever so gently” to let Mommy know that you are not done being skritched or rubbed.
I like to sleep with Mommy. I like to be petted until I fall sound asleep. I also like to wrap my paws (front and back) around Mommy’s arm and cradle my head in her hand as I start to drift off to dreamland. If Mommy stops petting before I am sleep there is hell to pay!
My rule for today is: It is okay to give the bitey and dig your claws in “ever so gently” to let Mommy know that you are not done being skritched or rubbed.
29 January 2008
What's new Pussycat?
The lovely Tamra Maew tagged me in order to get to know me better. I hope I do not disappoint her!
Here is how it works:
You have to tell every kitty 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to the kitty who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you’d like to know more about!
In case you haven't heard, I have a a boyfriend!! Henry Helton asked me to be his special girl kitty and I said "YES"!!! ** blushing **
Aside from falling for Henry, I also have another love... No, it is not another kitty, it is my my FURminator. It rocks my little world and my furrs are all the prettier for it.
Lastly, my Mommy is sick. She is really down over it. If you get a chance go visit her and send healing purrs her way. I know she would appreciate it. I know part of the reason she is so tired is because she usually only sleeps 8 hours a day. Who can survive on less than 22 hours I ask you?
Anyway, I am tagging the following kitties:
Phoebe
Pyewacket
Sam, Sabrina and Simon
Here is how it works:
You have to tell every kitty 3 things that are new with you! Link it back to the kitty who gave it to you and pass it on to 3 more kitties you’d like to know more about!
In case you haven't heard, I have a a boyfriend!! Henry Helton asked me to be his special girl kitty and I said "YES"!!! ** blushing **
Aside from falling for Henry, I also have another love... No, it is not another kitty, it is my my FURminator. It rocks my little world and my furrs are all the prettier for it.
Lastly, my Mommy is sick. She is really down over it. If you get a chance go visit her and send healing purrs her way. I know she would appreciate it. I know part of the reason she is so tired is because she usually only sleeps 8 hours a day. Who can survive on less than 22 hours I ask you?
Anyway, I am tagging the following kitties:
Phoebe
Pyewacket
Sam, Sabrina and Simon
28 January 2008
Meezer Monday 9
It is Meezer Monday and I really do not have that much to say because Mommy is feeling badly and can not really help me much today.
I have been telling “tails” of those who came before me and I hope to have a really good one for you next week!
I also wanna tell my PAWSOME boyfriend, Henry, that it was so wonderful to have you hear while the Lady and Senor got hitched. I loved snuggle time and having niptinis with you!
So happy Meezer Monday all! I hope we will be back on track tomorrow.
For more on Meezer Monday, please see Simply Siamese.
I have been telling “tails” of those who came before me and I hope to have a really good one for you next week!
I also wanna tell my PAWSOME boyfriend, Henry, that it was so wonderful to have you hear while the Lady and Senor got hitched. I loved snuggle time and having niptinis with you!
So happy Meezer Monday all! I hope we will be back on track tomorrow.
For more on Meezer Monday, please see Simply Siamese.
25 January 2008
Furminator!!
Oh my cat!! Mommy went shopping last night and got the greatest thing for me! She got me a Furminator. Let me tell you what, it rocked my little world to say the very least!
She opened the package and she began to brush my furs. I danced, I sang, I did loop-de-loops of joy…. It was pawsome! She did this for me about 3 or 4 minutes and there was a HUMONGOUS pile of what Mommy refers to as “cat yuckies” (also known as loose Scouty furs). She compacted it all up and I kid you not, it was the size of a grapefruit! Of course I had to sniff it bunchies before she threw it away (how rude!). But I felt lighter. I probably lost a pound of furs and it felt soooo yumilicious to have that brushy on my furs!
Mommy said she was glad I liked it sooo much because it was not cheap. But she said it was worth every penny for all the furs she brushed off of me. Remember, it is not just for cats with long furs because my coat is fairly short. It was heavenly!
She opened the package and she began to brush my furs. I danced, I sang, I did loop-de-loops of joy…. It was pawsome! She did this for me about 3 or 4 minutes and there was a HUMONGOUS pile of what Mommy refers to as “cat yuckies” (also known as loose Scouty furs). She compacted it all up and I kid you not, it was the size of a grapefruit! Of course I had to sniff it bunchies before she threw it away (how rude!). But I felt lighter. I probably lost a pound of furs and it felt soooo yumilicious to have that brushy on my furs!
Mommy said she was glad I liked it sooo much because it was not cheap. But she said it was worth every penny for all the furs she brushed off of me. Remember, it is not just for cats with long furs because my coat is fairly short. It was heavenly!
24 January 2008
Thursday Sing-a-Long 1
Mommy has written a second song about me and my whapping. If you missed the first one click here.
This should be sung to the tune of the "Oscar Mayer Bologna" song...
My kitty has a first name, it’s S – C – O – U – T
My kitty has a second name, it’s K – I – T – T - Y
Oh I love to see her everyday
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Cause Scout the kitty has a way with w – h – a – p – p – i – n –g things today
This should be sung to the tune of the "Oscar Mayer Bologna" song...
My kitty has a first name, it’s S – C – O – U – T
My kitty has a second name, it’s K – I – T – T - Y
Oh I love to see her everyday
And if you ask me why I’ll say
Cause Scout the kitty has a way with w – h – a – p – p – i – n –g things today
23 January 2008
Meezer Rule 11
I like water with cubies. I will drink it without them; however, I prefer cubies. Mommy drinks her water with bunches of cubies. My bowl is downstairs but Mommy’s large cup is wherever Mommy may be. I like to be wherever Mommy is….
My rule for today is since you know I like my water the same way as you do, you have to share. It is my house and if I can fit my head in your glass you need to get over it.
My rule for today is since you know I like my water the same way as you do, you have to share. It is my house and if I can fit my head in your glass you need to get over it.
22 January 2008
7 Random things about me
The very lovely young Phoebe tagged me for a meme. It is seven random things about me. So without further adieu, here you go....
1. I love the smell of bacon and sausage but I won’t eat it.
2. I have not ridden in a car since December 2003. I am horrified of cars!!
3. I once got scared because a lightening bug landed on me. Mommy said I bucked like a bronco trying to get it off. She had to get it off of me and "liberate" it to outside.
4. I like it when Mommy holds me up so I can sniff things I can not reach on my own like photos on the walls. We can do this for several minutes before Mommy says I am too heavy (hmph!).
5. The only cruchies I will eat is Science Diet.
6. I have to have conversations with Mommy as soon as she comes home from work. Even if Daddy gets home first I have to tell Mommy all about my day. We do this for quite a bit and then I get skritches and brushed!
7. My little brother Boo Radley died in 2003. I will go sit on where he is buried in the backyard. I go to visit.
I would tag my boyfriend but since he is staying with me for a bit, I can just ask him myself. So I am tagging Dr. Tweety, Sam, Sabrina and Simon, Pyewacket and Yao-Lin.
1. I love the smell of bacon and sausage but I won’t eat it.
2. I have not ridden in a car since December 2003. I am horrified of cars!!
3. I once got scared because a lightening bug landed on me. Mommy said I bucked like a bronco trying to get it off. She had to get it off of me and "liberate" it to outside.
4. I like it when Mommy holds me up so I can sniff things I can not reach on my own like photos on the walls. We can do this for several minutes before Mommy says I am too heavy (hmph!).
5. The only cruchies I will eat is Science Diet.
6. I have to have conversations with Mommy as soon as she comes home from work. Even if Daddy gets home first I have to tell Mommy all about my day. We do this for quite a bit and then I get skritches and brushed!
7. My little brother Boo Radley died in 2003. I will go sit on where he is buried in the backyard. I go to visit.
I would tag my boyfriend but since he is staying with me for a bit, I can just ask him myself. So I am tagging Dr. Tweety, Sam, Sabrina and Simon, Pyewacket and Yao-Lin.
21 January 2008
Meezer Monday 8
Here is another “tail” of one who came before me….
When Mommy was just learning to walk she had a kitty named Kiki George. He was orange and floofy.
Mommy said when little beans are first learning to walk that they hold onto things. Mommy said she was no exception to that rule. Grandmama had to jump and tell the rest of the story because it was about 40 years ago that this happened….
Grandmama said Mommy was learning to walk and would teeter down the long hall way holding on to the wall for support as needed. Well Grandmama said she heard Mommy let out a blood-curdling scream of “no Kiki”!!!! Grandmama went running and there was Kiki George all curled up asleep in the hallway far from where Mommy was. Mommy told Grandmama that Kiki was after her, but there he was curled up like a little angel kitty. Grandmama told Mommy to stop it. A few minutes later it happened again… Screams of “no Kiki”!! Then Grandmama telling Mommy to stop it because Kiki George was curled up asleep. This went on a few more times and finally Grandmama thought she would sneak over and try and see what was going on.
Seems that Mommy wasn’t kidding…. As soon as Grandmama would walk away, Kiki George would rear up on his hind legs and be face to face with Mommy and chase her! That is why Mommy would scream!!! When Grandmama saw this she was not sure what to make of it. First it made her laugh out loud and then she yelled “Kiki, no”!! Kiki George knew he was busted then and snuck off with his tail between his legs….
Grandmama said it was hysterical because Kiki George almost got away with it…..
When Mommy was just learning to walk she had a kitty named Kiki George. He was orange and floofy.
Mommy said when little beans are first learning to walk that they hold onto things. Mommy said she was no exception to that rule. Grandmama had to jump and tell the rest of the story because it was about 40 years ago that this happened….
Grandmama said Mommy was learning to walk and would teeter down the long hall way holding on to the wall for support as needed. Well Grandmama said she heard Mommy let out a blood-curdling scream of “no Kiki”!!!! Grandmama went running and there was Kiki George all curled up asleep in the hallway far from where Mommy was. Mommy told Grandmama that Kiki was after her, but there he was curled up like a little angel kitty. Grandmama told Mommy to stop it. A few minutes later it happened again… Screams of “no Kiki”!! Then Grandmama telling Mommy to stop it because Kiki George was curled up asleep. This went on a few more times and finally Grandmama thought she would sneak over and try and see what was going on.
Seems that Mommy wasn’t kidding…. As soon as Grandmama would walk away, Kiki George would rear up on his hind legs and be face to face with Mommy and chase her! That is why Mommy would scream!!! When Grandmama saw this she was not sure what to make of it. First it made her laugh out loud and then she yelled “Kiki, no”!! Kiki George knew he was busted then and snuck off with his tail between his legs….
Grandmama said it was hysterical because Kiki George almost got away with it…..
18 January 2008
Fraidy Cat Five on Friday
Mommy sez that I suffer from neurosis. I wasn’t sure what that meant so I looked it up… I like being able to see things by looking them up online.
Neurosis: a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias)
So my five on Friday are five things that I am scared of (but Mommy sez I am “neurotic” about)…
1. Plastic bags…. They are evil!!! When Mommy or Daddy come home with groceries I run like the wind!! When they change the trash bags and they have to open a new one, I am no where to be found. If I could I would rid the world of horrible plastic bags!
2. Aluminum foil…. I don’t like the noise it makes; however I mostly do not like it because it is shiny. It reminds me of the awful table at the V-E-T’s office. Nuff said….
3. Thunder boomers… I am really skairty over these! I have to either be curled up tight in Mommy’s lap, under the bed or in the back of the closet. I choose the place depending upon where I am when the thunder boomers start! If at all possible I prefer to be in Mommy’s lap! She cuddles me and tells me she will protected me.
4. The doorbell…. I can not begin to explain why this scares me! I can be downstairs laying by the cozy fire and someone will ring the bell and I have to bolt upstairs as fast as my leggies will carry me!
5. Closed doors…. Okay, this one is completely crazy, and I would not zactly call it “scared”; however, if a door is shut to a room (especially Mommy’s bedroom) and I am not in the room with Mommy I will not just scratch at it, I will body slam it!! Daddy watched me one time and said I got a running head start and hurled myself at it while meowing the whole time!! Mommy could not hear me because she was in the shower. Daddy had to carry me in so I could see her and I was so happy that I was in the room with Mommy!!
Neurosis: a mental and emotional disorder that affects only part of the personality, is accompanied by a less distorted perception of reality than in a psychosis, does not result in disturbance of the use of language, and is accompanied by various physical, physiological, and mental disturbances (as visceral symptoms, anxieties, or phobias)
So my five on Friday are five things that I am scared of (but Mommy sez I am “neurotic” about)…
1. Plastic bags…. They are evil!!! When Mommy or Daddy come home with groceries I run like the wind!! When they change the trash bags and they have to open a new one, I am no where to be found. If I could I would rid the world of horrible plastic bags!
2. Aluminum foil…. I don’t like the noise it makes; however I mostly do not like it because it is shiny. It reminds me of the awful table at the V-E-T’s office. Nuff said….
3. Thunder boomers… I am really skairty over these! I have to either be curled up tight in Mommy’s lap, under the bed or in the back of the closet. I choose the place depending upon where I am when the thunder boomers start! If at all possible I prefer to be in Mommy’s lap! She cuddles me and tells me she will protected me.
4. The doorbell…. I can not begin to explain why this scares me! I can be downstairs laying by the cozy fire and someone will ring the bell and I have to bolt upstairs as fast as my leggies will carry me!
5. Closed doors…. Okay, this one is completely crazy, and I would not zactly call it “scared”; however, if a door is shut to a room (especially Mommy’s bedroom) and I am not in the room with Mommy I will not just scratch at it, I will body slam it!! Daddy watched me one time and said I got a running head start and hurled myself at it while meowing the whole time!! Mommy could not hear me because she was in the shower. Daddy had to carry me in so I could see her and I was so happy that I was in the room with Mommy!!
16 January 2008
Meezer Rule 10
I was so excited yesterday! It was a pawsome day!! Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!! I am such a happy girl! I still can’t quit purring!
I am also glad that today is Meezer Rule day. It is my 10th rule so far. Let me set it up for you…
When I am excited I do crazy things like meow loudly and frequently. I also like to play thundering herds of elephants when I am happy. Mommy says one kitty running amuck does not equal a “herds” of elephants…. That bothered me cuz the game is called thundering herds of elephants and I am an only kitty so I can’t help it if no one else plays it with me…. So my rule for today is as follows:
If someone says something about you that you do not like nor appreciate, please give them your best death ray stare with laser beam eyes.
Mommy wishes she could download the photo she took of me last night; however, she gotted a new camera for Christmas and can not download the thing…
UPDATE: Oh my cat!! I just realized that this is my 100th post! Dangnabbit, I wish I would have realized that before so I could have had a cool contest!
I am also glad that today is Meezer Rule day. It is my 10th rule so far. Let me set it up for you…
When I am excited I do crazy things like meow loudly and frequently. I also like to play thundering herds of elephants when I am happy. Mommy says one kitty running amuck does not equal a “herds” of elephants…. That bothered me cuz the game is called thundering herds of elephants and I am an only kitty so I can’t help it if no one else plays it with me…. So my rule for today is as follows:
If someone says something about you that you do not like nor appreciate, please give them your best death ray stare with laser beam eyes.
Mommy wishes she could download the photo she took of me last night; however, she gotted a new camera for Christmas and can not download the thing…
UPDATE: Oh my cat!! I just realized that this is my 100th post! Dangnabbit, I wish I would have realized that before so I could have had a cool contest!
15 January 2008
News and awards
The incredible man cat Henry Helton and the awesome Dr. Tweety gave me this fabbo award!!
I am so very honored that they think this about me!! They make my day too! I always look forward to the chance to read their bloggies and it always makes me smile!
I also got a second award from the handsome Henry Helton.
The rules for this one are as follows:
Here are the rules:
1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think. (No fish or bird blogs, they'll just make you hungry)
2. Acknowledge this post.
3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award" with a link to the post that you wrote.
4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!
I am going to nominate the following kitties:
Kaze
Latte
Sammy and Miles
TT
Now that I have the awards covered, let me tell you my news....
Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!!!!! I have been doing a happy dance all day long... My tail won't quit twitching, I can't quit purring, I have barely touched my crunchies because I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!! I I am glad I will have a special Valentine this year to celebrate with!
I am so very honored that they think this about me!! They make my day too! I always look forward to the chance to read their bloggies and it always makes me smile!
I also got a second award from the handsome Henry Helton.
The rules for this one are as follows:
Here are the rules:
1. You must write a post with links to 5 blogs that make you think. (No fish or bird blogs, they'll just make you hungry)
2. Acknowledge this post.
3. Optional: Proudly display the 'Thinking Blogger Award" with a link to the post that you wrote.
4. Go tell your humans to fork over the treats!
I am going to nominate the following kitties:
Kaze
Latte
Sammy and Miles
TT
Now that I have the awards covered, let me tell you my news....
Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!!!!! I have been doing a happy dance all day long... My tail won't quit twitching, I can't quit purring, I have barely touched my crunchies because I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!! I I am glad I will have a special Valentine this year to celebrate with!
14 January 2008
Meezer Monday 7
Here is another “tail” of one who came before me…
It is once again about Judina. Judina liked tomatoes…. A lot as a matter of fact…. Everytime Grandmama would cook something with tomato sauce in it she would put the empty can of tomato sauce on the ground for Judina. Judina would take her paw and swipe the inside of the can and then lick her paw clean. She would keep doing it until all the tomato sauce was gone and the can was sparkly clean. Then she would clean her paws like a crazy woman and make certain all the tomato sauce is gone from all her furs.
Grandmama told this story to Mommy (because Mommy was too young to remember ).
I think Judina would have gotten along with Boo Radley since they both liked to help in the kitchen.
On a separate note, Mommy and I are very relieved that Mao came home from his walk-about. We were furry worried!
It is once again about Judina. Judina liked tomatoes…. A lot as a matter of fact…. Everytime Grandmama would cook something with tomato sauce in it she would put the empty can of tomato sauce on the ground for Judina. Judina would take her paw and swipe the inside of the can and then lick her paw clean. She would keep doing it until all the tomato sauce was gone and the can was sparkly clean. Then she would clean her paws like a crazy woman and make certain all the tomato sauce is gone from all her furs.
Grandmama told this story to Mommy (because Mommy was too young to remember ).
I think Judina would have gotten along with Boo Radley since they both liked to help in the kitchen.
On a separate note, Mommy and I are very relieved that Mao came home from his walk-about. We were furry worried!
11 January 2008
A song for your consideration....
Mommy wrote a song about me and she says this should be sung to the tune of “Old McDonald had a Farm”…
Scout was on the dresser top
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Although her Mommy hollered “STOP”!
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
She made her way to the book case
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping things off in front of my face
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
To the counter where she’s not ‘posed to be
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping just to mock me
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Now she makes her final stand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping must make her feel grand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
She’ll only stop to take a nap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Scout was on the dresser top
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Although her Mommy hollered “STOP”!
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
She made her way to the book case
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping things off in front of my face
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
To the counter where she’s not ‘posed to be
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping just to mock me
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Now she makes her final stand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
Whapping must make her feel grand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
She’ll only stop to take a nap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap
Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh
09 January 2008
Meezer rule 9
After a L-O-N-G three week blogging break (Mommy’s choice, not mine) I am back…. My ears are clean and tidy (unlike my litter box) and the bowl is full of crunchies and I am ready to visit all my bloggy friends and get back to bizness…
Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…
My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!
Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…
My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!
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