It is all about Mommy today!

Daddy is home and took the day off today. He is spending the day with me!!! Usually it is all about me but today I am going to be generous and let Mommy have her day….

Today is special for Mommy. Go visit her and find out why!

Woo hoo!!!!

** Doing a happy dance **

My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!
My daddy’s home!

Now I am dizzy and must nap.

Meezer Monday

Sultry Scouty here to say "Woo Hoo"! Daddy will be home today after being gone sooooo very long!! However, to show my displeasure, there will be lots of whapping and a "well placed hair ball".

Meezer Monday

I loves Easter!! I loves the flowers, Easter baskets, the eggies and the left over prime rib Mommy brought home for my special treat! But what was bestest about this Easter was that Daddy finally came home!! Daddy drove to Las Vegas on 2/19 and has not been home since. However, Daddy’s boss called him Friday morning and asked Daddy if he had a dog (how rude!)…. Daddy told him “no, you know we have Scout the Meezer”… Daddy’s boss said “that’s good, because if you did he would probably bite you since you’ve been gone over a month. You are booked on the 7:00 flight out. Now go see your wife.”

He is already back at the airport to return to Vegas for what Mommy hopes is just a few more days.

Daddy was gone so long that Mommy cried when she saw him. I for one ignored him until last night. How dare he leave us for so long? I forgave him though and all is well. I slept on top of him last night to try and keep him home with us where he belongs; however, he outweighs me by about 200 pounds so I lost that battle.

Hmpf!

Dog house part deux

Mommy is not too happy with me…. Again….

Here’s what happened….

Last night Mommy woke up around 12:30a because she realized she had not talked to Daddy (he’s on a business trip). Daddy is currently two hours behind so Mommy knew it would be okay to call. After chatting with him for a few minutes she hung up to go back to sleep. That’s when it happened….

I decided to play attack the blankie monster…. I don’t usually play this game in the dark because I generally prefer to stay curled up next to Mommy and blissfully snooze the night away; however, last night was different. I played for about 10 minutes which was more than enough to really shake all the cob webbies out of Mommy’s brain and really wake her up good! I should be proud but I am ashamed because after the game was over, I curled up for the night and Mommy was still awake at 2:30a this morning tossing and turning. And as you aware, she just went back to work Monday for the first time in 2 ½ weeks after having mono. She was not a happy camper when the alarm went off at 5:30a this morning.

Usually I run into the bathroom with her and chat while she showers but not today. Today I snuck out of the room and hid in shame.

Mommy occasionally calls me the evil Siamese because sometimes I am bad.

Tuna Tuesday!!!

Mommy told me today that since I am being such a good Nurse Scouty to her that I deserved to be rewarded! That made me happy because Mommy is my favoritist person ever! I love Daddy, but I have been in Mommy's life longer than he has so she is my bestest bean! Guess what my reward was??!!?!?!!?!

TUNA!!!!!

Not just any tuna mind you, but albacore! I got half a can for breakfast this morning. In honor of this occasion, Mommy and I wrote a little song. Please sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Eat it up, that was my goal.
Then I even licked the bowl.

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Meezer rule 9

After a L-O-N-G three week blogging break (Mommy’s choice, not mine) I am back…. My ears are clean and tidy (unlike my litter box) and the bowl is full of crunchies and I am ready to visit all my bloggy friends and get back to bizness…

Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…

My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!

I am not ready for football no matter what Hank says...

Here are some reasons I do not like football:

It makes mommy yell

When mommy jumps out of her chair I fall off of her lap.

I don’t like beer and that is what mommy drinks during games.

Daddy asks too many questions. Mommy says this is because where he grew up football is soccer. I don’t even know what soccer is and I really don’t think I care because it would probably make daddy yell and that is scary too.

The phone rings a lot. Usually it is mommy’s parents wanting to know if she saw what they saw on tv. I don’t like phones. Too loud.

There is no tuna fish involved. Mommy had something she called nachos but they were crunchy with cheese and something green and strong smelling on them. I only eat green grass when the mood hits me and I need to throw up.

Mommy said there are teams with kitty mascots but I am not sure I believe her. Would that be the San Antonio Siamese? Maybe then I could watch.

Does anyone know when the craziness ends? There was football on at the house Saturday, Sunday AND Monday. That was three days of torture.

Mommy says it’s all good cuz her team won last night. I guess that makes it a bit better. Maybe I will get temtayshuns for putting up with her silliness.