I be a TaD bit pudgEE. And i liKes 2 meow. I likES it aLot! SumtiMez i meow juSt 2 besure i sTiLl can. SumTimez itz becuz me liKes the souNd of my oWn meow. OthEr times itis BeCuz tHe fUd bole is EmPty. BaD wIn that happEns. EmPty bole = HunGree, SaD, maD, Scout. ThAt is waRe I gotz tHe naMe the evil Siamese.
