Meezer rule

Just because Mommy goes on sabbatical from her blog DOES NOT mean that I should have to as well!!

My Meezer rule for today is to show Mommy that I am not to be denied with any means necessary. That has included head butting, head whapping, the bitey, a well placed hair ball on HER pillow and sneezing in her face.

Sometimes I am bad but it worked! I’m back, baby!!

I didn't whap anything!!!!

I was all curled up with Mommy last night sound asleep. Then I was falsely accused by Mommy of going on an early morning whapping spree!!!

How dare she? Hmpf!! I was sound asleep with my precious, fuzzy chin nestled in her hand. I didn't do anything.... This time....

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Meezer Monday

Sultry Scouty here to say "Woo Hoo"! Daddy will be home today after being gone sooooo very long!! However, to show my displeasure, there will be lots of whapping and a "well placed hair ball".

Meezer rule

If Mommy goes on a business trip and is gone ALL DAY LONG to New Orleans, it is perfectly okay to give her the WHAP, WHAP and do a tap dance on her uterus....

HMPF!!!!!

Is that a knick knack Scouty whapped?

I am still bored.... I am a bit disturbed that Mommy is back at work and not spending all her time with me. It is bothersome that I am left home alone without companionship. Life isn't fair!!!

So to pay her back, I went on a little whapping spree...

Mommy collects little enamel teapots. They are all over her dresser (where I am *not supposed to be*) and are perfect for whapping!!! And boy oh boy can those suckers FLY!!! Added bonus, since they are enamel, they make a nice sound when they slam into something!

That'll teach her!

Meezer Monday

Mommy is back at work and I am bored! Bored I tell you! Bored, bored, bored…

Think I will go on a whapping spree so she will see my displeasure!

Smoking

For Valentine's Day, I sent my sweetie a package which included a catnip cigar. Being a curious Meezer I HAD TO inspect all things going into the box to Henry. I liked everything in it because it was paw-picked by me but I really was groovin on the nip cigar. Mommy even debated about letting me keep it because I was a smitten kitten.

But I knew Henry was worth it so into the box it went.

A couple of days ago Mommy went to buy my crunchies and picked up a cigar for my very own! She told me she had a treat for me for being such a good nurse to her since she is still so sick with mono. I was laying on my favoritist spot on the couch when she put it next to me. I hissed at it! I am not normally a hissy kitty unless there is another kitty in my territory; however, I hissed at the treat Mommy brought me! Then I whapped it good and hard and ran off to recover.

I still won't go near it. Mommy says I am crazy.

Hmpf!

Meezer Monday and an award from my love!

Happy Meezer Monday all! I am still being Nurse Scouty to the sicky poo Mommy; however, I wanted to get out and visit and tell you all hello!

In other news, my PAWSOME boyfriend's new brother Mar gave me this beautiful award!



I know lots of other kitties already have received it; however, I wanted to pass it along to Sammy, Miles and their new baby brother, Bill. Especially since I have learned much more about whapping from Sammy and his tactics.

Thursday Sing-a-Long 1

Mommy has written a second song about me and my whapping. If you missed the first one click here.

This should be sung to the tune of the "Oscar Mayer Bologna" song...

My kitty has a first name, it’s S – C – O – U – T

My kitty has a second name, it’s K – I – T – T - Y

Oh I love to see her everyday

And if you ask me why I’ll say

Cause Scout the kitty has a way with w – h – a – p – p – i – n –g things today