Busted

I am somewhere I am *not supposed to be* and I got busted! I was in the Bubbie's room investigating because the door was slightly ajar. Usually it is closed even when he is here so I won't furry up his stuff. But there was an opportunity and I took full advantage of it!! How was I supposed to know Mommy was lurking down the hall with the camera in her hands?!

Dagnabbit!

Oh, if you biggify the picture and look at the photo to the left of me, you can see a picture of Mommy on her first birthday. Grandpapa is giving her a birthday smooch. Mommy looks so young and tiny there. It is hard to believe that she is turning 42 in 25 days.

five on friday

Daddy’s little bean is here again. I have spoken of him here and here. Believe it or not, this time is not so bad. Today I am going to tell you five good things about the Bubbie...

1. He likes to brush me.
2. He is not chasing me this time.
3. He shared his vanilla ice cream with me.
4. He keeps my bowl of crunchies REALLY full.
5. He is good at pulling string.

Maybe I won't have to use any of these spots during his visit.

thurzday thirtene

i no its early...

here are 13 reezuns i am glad to be an onlee child and the Bubbie is gone. he brushed me but i do no like chillens...

1. attenshun. i get it all
2. all tuna is MINE!
3. i can hed but all i want
4. i get to sleep in the mittle
5. no one compeets for fud
6. no lowd noyses from the boy
7. no forts are bilt for me i hate that
8. no yelling
9. no stickee hands
10. the floor is dry in the bathroom after showers
11. no chassing
12. i do not have to wach sponge bob
13. i can come owt from under the bed

thurzday thirtene

here is a list of 13 places to hide from little beans:

1. under the bed. obveeyus I know but stick wif what works.
2. under the cowch.
3. in the closet
4. behind the desk
5. behind the tv
6. under the big chair
7. on top of the refrijeratur
8. behind the big plant in the cornur
9. under the covers
10. in the bafroom kabnitt
11. under the dresser
12. in the room ware the little bean is not alloud
13. in mommy’s lap – the saftee zone!!

i new mommy wud defend me!

mommy took matters into her own hands and tryed to chuw on the stickee bean. tanks mommy!! do not bite him too hard, pleze becuz you told him to put fud in my bole.

more reesuns i luv mommy!

oh, and she made him wash the stikee hands.

thanks mommy!!

now i can clime out from under the bed.

i think i deserve tuna.... lots and lots of tuna.

hep me!!

oh no!! daddy's little bean is here!! he is six. he will be seven tomorow. i am older. he is stickee and likes to tuch me. mommy sed no hisses so i tries to run and hide but he finds me! then he tuches me with stickee hands. he is big too. almost as big as mommy (she is what beans call short). he bilds forts and makes a speshul room for me but i still needs to hide, hide, hide!!

he wants to tuch me, but like i sez, he is stickee!!

hep, hep, small blonde bean is in MY howse!! must go hide!!

What's a kitty gotta do for a nap round here?

I got 2 go out 4 a bit. Cahsing lizards is HaRD work and i am pooped out. I wint to lay on the Bubie's bed and cach a few Zzzzzz's

Lo and bEhOLd, here comes Momy with the camara and itk ept flashing and it enterupted nap time.

At lease i look prety...