Earning my keep...

After getting into trouble, I think I am out of the proverbial dog house (thank goodness cuz it is for a dog you know, not a Meezer). I behaved all day today. Mommy says I was a "good girl" and deserved another tuna treat!!!

Maybe the uterus dance is not all I thought it was... I think I will save my moves for happy dances instead of getting launched from the bed. The tuna was DEFINITELY worth it!!!

Tuna Tuesday!!!

Mommy told me today that since I am being such a good Nurse Scouty to her that I deserved to be rewarded! That made me happy because Mommy is my favoritist person ever! I love Daddy, but I have been in Mommy's life longer than he has so she is my bestest bean! Guess what my reward was??!!?!?!!?!

TUNA!!!!!

Not just any tuna mind you, but albacore! I got half a can for breakfast this morning. In honor of this occasion, Mommy and I wrote a little song. Please sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Eat it up, that was my goal.
Then I even licked the bowl.

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

christmas meme

The Christmas Meme

I was tagged by my very attractive friend, Henry Helton for the Christmas Meme. It is just around the corner, you know?!

What is your favorite gift?
Tuna please... However, I also enjoy nibbling on the ribbons and bows. Don't tell Mommy, please.

What is your best memory of Christmas?
Climbing into the tree and chewing on an ornament. Mommy looked for the photo for me so I oould post it but she could not find it.

Depending on where you live, do you have a hot or cold Christmas?
We have had record heat and drought here in Nashville. Usually it is cold at Christmas. It's been so hot I forgot what cold feels like... Unless I sit on the air vent which makes Mommy laugh.

Would you prefer to try the opposite weather at least once?
No, I usually like the weather in Tennessee. Particularly during lizard season!

What do you prefer in a tree, fake or real?
Real. They smell nice and are easier to climb.

What is your favorite carol?
Mommy said Burnett... I don't even know what that means...

What is your favorite Christmas Dinner?
Do I even have to answer that?! I am sticking with Henry's answer.

Do you wear a Santa hat at Christmas?
I only wear a pretty Christmas collar. Hats and I do not get along.

Have you seen Santa delivering gifts?
I tried to climb into the fire place once and Mommy yelled at me. I haven't tried again since. I do not usually stay up late.

I am tagging my awesome friend TT.

hello, it's me

i am sorry i have not been around much lately. sometimes mommy closes the ‘puter when she is done and since i do not have thumbs i can not open it up to write. but today i noticed she left it up when she went to work so i thought i would take the opportunity to write a bit today and catch up on reading cuz i have not read any other kitty blogs in a week and i am behind.

today is going to be a good day becuz we iz supposed to get some rain. i really do not like water all that much (cept for in my bowl) but mommy sez we really do needs it becuz of the drowt in tennessee. so if it makes mommy happy, it makes me happy becuz a happy mommy is more likely to give me tuna to celebrate.

mmmmmm, tuna…..

ok, time for my nap, perchance to dream of tuna…..

thurzday thirtene

i no its early...

here are 13 reezuns i am glad to be an onlee child and the Bubbie is gone. he brushed me but i do no like chillens...

1. attenshun. i get it all
2. all tuna is MINE!
3. i can hed but all i want
4. i get to sleep in the mittle
5. no one compeets for fud
6. no lowd noyses from the boy
7. no forts are bilt for me i hate that
8. no yelling
9. no stickee hands
10. the floor is dry in the bathroom after showers
11. no chassing
12. i do not have to wach sponge bob
13. i can come owt from under the bed

i new mommy wud defend me!

mommy took matters into her own hands and tryed to chuw on the stickee bean. tanks mommy!! do not bite him too hard, pleze becuz you told him to put fud in my bole.

more reesuns i luv mommy!

oh, and she made him wash the stikee hands.

thanks mommy!!

now i can clime out from under the bed.

i think i deserve tuna.... lots and lots of tuna.

proverb meme

i was tagged by henry helton

It’s a proverb meme. Here is what a proverb is:

A proverb is a simple and concrete saying popularly known and repeated, which expresses a truth, based on common sense or the practical experience of mankind. They are often metaphorical.

my proverb is as follows:

give a kitty a fish and she eats today. give a kitty a can opener and she eats tuna everyday.

i think that is good cuz it means tuna, tuna, tuna!! yay!

A lot of kitties have been tagged already, but I think that I will tag TT, Daisy and Muddy.

thurzday thirtene

today i will share wif you in bloggyland 13 thingz I wud like to do on my somer vakayshun.

1. go shopping for tuna
2. katch a lizzard.
3. nap
4. play wif my nip mowse
5. wach da birdees
6. look out da winders
7. eat tuna
8. take anudder nap
9. find da sunnie spot
10. run arownd for no aparint reazon
11. cleen beehind my eers
12. cach the red dot on the wall and floor
13. dreem abowt ware mommy hidez the temtayshuns

hey, i just relized i can do all this at home! that is gud cuz i do not like to ride in the awtomobeel.

i like chikken, not this....

git it off me. i like lizzardz and tuna, not "foul" thingz. hep me! i think i am beeng attakd!!

give me nip or give me.... TUNA!!!

y is a stufed anymal gitting me? y is mommy using the flashee thingee and laffing? i need a momint.

pardun me wile i make frends wif my lytter box.

thurzday thirtene

todaze thirteen iz bout thingz i likes to eet...

1. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
2. syence dyet cat fud
3. filay minyon
4. temtayshuns
5. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
6. pizza krust
7. cheez
8. whatevver is on mommy's plate
9. lizzards... ok, i have not eeten one.... yet....
10. sketti
11. i's creme
12. turkee at thxgiving
13. did i mention i like tuna?

i dragged da lap top under da bed

i iz skairt. there are fire boomers going all round my howse. skairt, skairt, skairt. i has a rige of fuzz going on my back. mommy callz it my dynosar. skairt, skairt, skairt. lotz of big noyses. do not like and it needz to stop cuz i donot know if my hart can take much more.

do not think i like today vary much. skairt!

mommy shud bring tuna to me as tharipee.

did i menshun i am skairt?

happy indypindance day!

mommy sez today is a holly day and that is why she and daddy are home wif me. she sez today is America's birfday but i do not sees any cake. i thought that there was cake at birfday partyz. maybe there will tuna instead. mmmmmm, tuna.

this is me looking outs the door. i am checking for lizzards. lizzards need to be chased and i am the rite cat for the job. i am not too sertin the lizzards like tho but that is the lizzards problem.

have a safe and happy holly day. if you have fire boomers please do not come around my house. i do not like lowd noises cept for me lowd meow. thats different.

simun sez

momy suggestd taht i onlee uze teh small letterz cuz it makestuf ezier 2 read. i thot bout it adn she iz rite. that way idonot hafta uze taht shifty butten and itiz mcuch simplyer 4 me todoo. momy alwayz trys2 help me out 2m ake thingz ez. that iz anuther reasun me luvs momy! well that and tuna in my fud bole.

on a seprete note nolizzard today becuz of rain. thare iz always 2morrow, after all 2morrow iz anothur day...

i be a Bit DisTUrbeD

I didnot KacH teh LiZZard. Itis DisTuBBing 2 me.

MayB 2morrrow. LizaRds r gUd 2 chaSe. I donot nO hOW They tASte. I likE tuNa and scince Diet beSt. SuM buGs are ok 2.

MI wUrd of tha DaY...

DaDy is jerMan and LiKe myMomy duz ONHer blOg, im doiNg a wUrD 4 2day...

ITis der Thunfisch aNd ofCorsethat is TUNA!!! Taht isthe BesTest FuD everr!!!

If oNLy i cud herE tah can oPENer thEn myl ifee wood B ssoo guD!!

Whare's the TUNA??

I am still 8 but i ddi not get tuna 2day. I got alot ofi t yesturDay but not any 2day. I do notun derstqand y nun 2day. I tryed 2 expalin to Momy thti wanted 2 tern 8 again but she didnot undurstand me.

I will try again latur cuz i cud realy usE some tuna. It is tastee and makes me purrrr.....

8 is grEAt!

Now taht i have fin ished cahsing lizards I can rite sum more stuf. Being 8 is jsut like being 7 onlyolder. I do not feele any different. I looked at my reefleckshun in the glass and i look like i did yesTerday. but 2day i am 8!!!!!

Chasign lizards is hard wurk. They r fast and they can crawl intosmall places taht i do not fit in. Momy says i am chunkey but i thot that was only peenut butter. If i was going 2be peenut butter, i wood have to say i am smooth. That is bcuz i am SO COOL! Momyw ill probaly laff when she reads that...

Dady is sick with a cold. Momy says he is taking moren aps 2day then i do. Between u andme taht is a lOT of naps!!!!!!!!! I have been none to sleep all the ours of the day only geting up for kibble and litter box brakes. I think Dady mite be part simeze. Only he does nto speak simeze, he talks in 2 langwiges... englisch and jerman. Dady is from jermany and Momy sez that is REallY FaR AwAY. Tehy wint there a few monhts ago and i got 2 stay with my grandparents. I missed Momy and Dady but tehy came home and I was a hapPY kitTY!!

Being 8 is gREat! I had tuna for breckfist and i msut tell u that it was TAsTY! Momy even let me drink the joose from the can. I must b a reaLLy speshul kitty to get a hole can 4 just me! Maybe i will tern 8 again 2morrow... That way i willget more TUNA! Tuna is ThE BEsT food in teh entire uneevurs! I wood eat it all day if Momy woud letm e.