thurzday thirtene

Here are 13 things I have learned since Mommy got mono...

1. She sleeps about 12-18 hours a day. Not the Meezer requird 22.
2. She does not appreciate having her feet attacked under the covers.
3. Playing thundering herds of elephants on the bed will get you kicked out the room.
4. Daddy is not as good as Mommy at keeping cubies in the water.
5. Whapping her head gets you yelled at.
6. Changing positions every 2 minutes gets you yelled at.
7. Snuggling and quietly purring get you petted which is better than being yelled at.
8. If you make enough biscuits in Mommy's hair she begins to resemble Don King.
9. Mistakenly drinking Gatorade for you what think is water is icky!
10. Bonus! There is no alarm clock to wake you up bright and early.
11. Daddy and my grandparents will both call a squillion times to see if Mommy is okay. This makes Mommy grumpy.
12. When Mommy gets the night sweats she will throw the heavy blankie on me and I have climb out.
13. Mommy won't play with me and that makes me sad.

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 things I knocked off the dresser, counters and tables yesterday:

1. Mini enamel teapots
2. Candle
3. Piece of hard candy (and it did not taste good to me).
4. A button
5. The staple remover
6. A spoon
7. A napkin
8. Mommy's reading glasses
9. The remote control
10. A sticky note (that got stuck to my paw and skairt me).
11. A pen
12. Something Mommy calls a knick-knack
13. A q-tip (fun to play with afterward!).

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 toyz I like:

1 nip mousie!!
2 string
3 assorted bugs that get in the house
4 my pink fuzzy ball
5 my shadow
6 whatever moves under the covers
7 the big bear on the bubbie’s bed
8 the ice cubies in my bowl
9 the red laser pointy thingee
10 my own tail (makes mommy and daddy laugh)
11 shoe strings
12 butterflies
13 lizards!! (my all time fave!!!!!)

thurzday thirtene

Weird places mommy has founded me…



on top of her rain deer slippers (not like vishus deer)
in the pantry
in the cooler
in the flowers on the fud table
in the sink
in the dryer
in a bowl in the sink (that was tastee!)
in the ficus tree pot
in a bowl of rising dough (mommy was glad there was a towel on it or we’d still be picking dough off my fur)
in the suitcase
in the pajama drawer
in the bathtub (I like the way my nails click in there when I play hockey with the water bottle lid)
in the lap of a Paddington bear


mommy stopped me from climing into the fire place. I was lookin for santa.

thurzday thirtene

i no its early...

here are 13 reezuns i am glad to be an onlee child and the Bubbie is gone. he brushed me but i do no like chillens...

1. attenshun. i get it all
2. all tuna is MINE!
3. i can hed but all i want
4. i get to sleep in the mittle
5. no one compeets for fud
6. no lowd noyses from the boy
7. no forts are bilt for me i hate that
8. no yelling
9. no stickee hands
10. the floor is dry in the bathroom after showers
11. no chassing
12. i do not have to wach sponge bob
13. i can come owt from under the bed

thurzday thirtene

here is a list of 13 places to hide from little beans:

1. under the bed. obveeyus I know but stick wif what works.
2. under the cowch.
3. in the closet
4. behind the desk
5. behind the tv
6. under the big chair
7. on top of the refrijeratur
8. behind the big plant in the cornur
9. under the covers
10. in the bafroom kabnitt
11. under the dresser
12. in the room ware the little bean is not alloud
13. in mommy’s lap – the saftee zone!!

thurzday thirtene

today i will share wif you in bloggyland 13 thingz I wud like to do on my somer vakayshun.

1. go shopping for tuna
2. katch a lizzard.
3. nap
4. play wif my nip mowse
5. wach da birdees
6. look out da winders
7. eat tuna
8. take anudder nap
9. find da sunnie spot
10. run arownd for no aparint reazon
11. cleen beehind my eers
12. cach the red dot on the wall and floor
13. dreem abowt ware mommy hidez the temtayshuns

hey, i just relized i can do all this at home! that is gud cuz i do not like to ride in the awtomobeel.

thurzday thirtene

todaze thirteen iz bout thingz i likes to eet...

1. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
2. syence dyet cat fud
3. filay minyon
4. temtayshuns
5. tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna, tuna
6. pizza krust
7. cheez
8. whatevver is on mommy's plate
9. lizzards... ok, i have not eeten one.... yet....
10. sketti
11. i's creme
12. turkee at thxgiving
13. did i mention i like tuna?

thurzday thirtene

My new friend, Daisy doez this each week and todays me thouts i'd play along to...

1. me thinks tunas shud be revered as godz.
2. vackyooms shud be ill eagle.
3. win i bites the brush u needz to stop.
4. do lizzards taste like chickun?
5. why does the ice cubbies disappearz from my water?
6. hoo keeps cleaning out my box? i just made a deposit.
7. luminum foyel is bad.
8. ware did all teh mousies go?
9. i am cat, natures huntur.
10. why cant i claw on the furnycher?
11. get the othur cat offa my deck!
12. hummingbirdies iz faaaaaast! vroooom!
13. what iz rong wif nappin 22 hourz a day?