Here are 13 things I have learned since Mommy got mono...
1. She sleeps about 12-18 hours a day. Not the Meezer requird 22.
2. She does not appreciate having her feet attacked under the covers.
3. Playing thundering herds of elephants on the bed will get you kicked out the room.
4. Daddy is not as good as Mommy at keeping cubies in the water.
5. Whapping her head gets you yelled at.
6. Changing positions every 2 minutes gets you yelled at.
7. Snuggling and quietly purring get you petted which is better than being yelled at.
8. If you make enough biscuits in Mommy's hair she begins to resemble Don King.
9. Mistakenly drinking Gatorade for you what think is water is icky!
10. Bonus! There is no alarm clock to wake you up bright and early.
11. Daddy and my grandparents will both call a squillion times to see if Mommy is okay. This makes Mommy grumpy.
12. When Mommy gets the night sweats she will throw the heavy blankie on me and I have climb out.
13. Mommy won't play with me and that makes me sad.
A crazy Siamese taking life one nap at a time.
I put the ME in Meow...
Things I Read Before Napping
- Abbie
- Adan
- Ariel
- Baby Mao
- Casey
- Chairman Mao
- Chancy & Jake
- Daisy Mae Maus
- Daisy the Curly Cat
- Dr. Tweety & the Fab Five
- Dragonheart & Merlin
- Earl Grey, Tazo & Titus
- Eric and Flynn
- Faz
- Henry Helton
- HRH Yao-Lin
- Kaze
- Kellie the orange cat
- Kimo & Sabi
- Latte
- Mao
- Miss Peach
- Mommy's Blog
- Monty Q. Cat
- Mr. Hendrix
- Muddy, Myst and Dandelion
- Parker
- Phoebe
- Pyewacket
- Sam, Sabrina and Simon
- Sammy and Miles
- Simply Siamese
- Skeezix
- Tamra Maew
- Tara and Kavan
- The Zoo
- Tigger the FBI Cat
- Top Cat Rules
- TT's Misadventures
- Tuxedo Gang Hideout
- Tybalt
- Zippy, Speedy and Sadie
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8 comments:
hahahahaha great meezer minds think alike
Yuck! Mono is icky! We hope your Mommy feels better soon.
Oh sick Mommy Beans are the worst beans sometimes. They's always cranky. I hopes your mommy gets well soon. I shall send purrs and headbutts her way.
I'm so sorry your mom is so sick! It must be really hard on you since you have to work around her.
Latte
Ooooh. Scout. Gatorade iz disgustin.' Almost az disgustin' as mono. But, we wants dat momee of yourz to restee up. You needz her!
Scout,
We sure hope your mommy feels better really soon!
Also, we have an award for you!
Sabrina, Sam and Simon
Hi sweetie! Thursday is Valentine's Day. Can I come and pick you up and take you out for a tuna dinner? Purr purr purr.
Hope your mom feels better soon.
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