My extra special, super-duper Meezer Monday birthday!!!

I am nine!! Can you did it? I am nine whole years old!! Nine is fine! It's smooth as Rhein wine!!! I like to chase twine! Okay, enough! Mommy presented me a special birthday song. She said it was written by a couple of beetles. Who know bugs were that good?

Scout, uh, this is Mommy... They are Beatles, not beetles. Their names are John and Paul...

Mommy, who cares as longs as they are fun to chase and crunchy!!

So without furher adieu, raise your niptini and feel free to sing along!

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

By Lennon & McCartney

Tuna Tuesday!!!

Mommy told me today that since I am being such a good Nurse Scouty to her that I deserved to be rewarded! That made me happy because Mommy is my favoritist person ever! I love Daddy, but I have been in Mommy's life longer than he has so she is my bestest bean! Guess what my reward was??!!?!?!!?!

TUNA!!!!!

Not just any tuna mind you, but albacore! I got half a can for breakfast this morning. In honor of this occasion, Mommy and I wrote a little song. Please sing it to the tune of "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star"...

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

Eat it up, that was my goal.
Then I even licked the bowl.

Tuna, tuna, tasty fish
How I love you in my dish.

A song for your consideration....

Mommy wrote a song about me and she says this should be sung to the tune of “Old McDonald had a Farm”…

Scout was on the dresser top
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Although her Mommy hollered “STOP”!
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

She made her way to the book case
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping things off in front of my face
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

To the counter where she’s not ‘posed to be
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping just to mock me
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Now she makes her final stand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

Whapping must make her feel grand
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

She’ll only stop to take a nap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh

With a Mao – Whap, here
A Mao – Whap, there
Here a whap
There a whap
Everywhere a Mao – Whap

Scout the kitty loves to whap
Mao, whap
Mao, whap
Ooooohhh