My extra special, super-duper Meezer Monday birthday!!!

I am nine!! Can you did it? I am nine whole years old!! Nine is fine! It's smooth as Rhein wine!!! I like to chase twine! Okay, enough! Mommy presented me a special birthday song. She said it was written by a couple of beetles. Who know bugs were that good?

Scout, uh, this is Mommy... They are Beatles, not beetles. Their names are John and Paul...

Mommy, who cares as longs as they are fun to chase and crunchy!!

So without furher adieu, raise your niptini and feel free to sing along!

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party
Yes we're going to a party party.

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance
(Birthday)
I would like you to dance
(Birthday)
Dance

You say it's your birthday
It's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

By Lennon & McCartney

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 toyz I like:

1 nip mousie!!
2 string
3 assorted bugs that get in the house
4 my pink fuzzy ball
5 my shadow
6 whatever moves under the covers
7 the big bear on the bubbie’s bed
8 the ice cubies in my bowl
9 the red laser pointy thingee
10 my own tail (makes mommy and daddy laugh)
11 shoe strings
12 butterflies
13 lizards!! (my all time fave!!!!!)

I gots nuttin'

I wus bOaRD 2day and donot Have netHINg 2 say.

No LiZZurds 2 chase anD no BugS 2 cHEw. I B 1 boARd kiki...

I got nuTTin heRe.

i be a Bit DisTUrbeD

I didnot KacH teh LiZZard. Itis DisTuBBing 2 me.

MayB 2morrrow. LizaRds r gUd 2 chaSe. I donot nO hOW They tASte. I likE tuNa and scince Diet beSt. SuM buGs are ok 2.

LiTTl#E mISs PuksalOT waNts SuM LUv

If U reED tHis, pLeasE maKe a coMMEnt cuZ Ilo ve Herring FrOm PeePul... I knOw it is BeGGing but i 8 (and puKEd up) teh beeTle 2day and i wan tsomee atTenshUn. AnD to quotE the soNg, "aint2prowd 2 beG"....

ThInk i need 2throwup a Gain. It wus a REAlY big buG. Jsut ask Momy... ORe teh cArpEt.... wOOlite any1?

PukKInG taks alot ouTof a Grll

THRoWing UP tEh bug took ALoT of eforT and i am reLy TIrED! Naptime 4 EverY1!

I now tHInK teh onlee Beatle I liKe is JOrGE. tHEOtHer 3 r o k 2.

I 8 a bug....

I was bord, itw as tehere beGIng 4 me 2 eat it. It was crunchee. If it ddi not WaNT me 2 eat it it sshud have run faster. I am cat, natures huNTEr... Beeware!! U caNNot say i didntwarn u.

Thats aLL ive got - time to NaP with a beLLy fullof buG.

UPDATE 6:11p (CST) - Momy camehome 2 FinD the bug REmaINs at the FoOt of stares... It jsut WoOd nots tay down...

StOOpid BuG.