Meezer rule

You should trust your Mommy!

My Meezer rule today is this:

If your eye is squinty like Miles let Mommy play doctor on you for a bit and she will discover you have some of your own furs on your eye ball and will help you get them out.

This rule could stop a visit to the V-E-T!!! Bonus!

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CoFF cOfF

I haz a CoFF. It is kiNDa wurryin MoMy. She sez i mITe be a goin to the VeT. ThAt is a scarey, ScArEy plaCe anD i donwaNNa go.

Buy i hAz a coFf.

I stIll be a luV muFFin cuz I doNot feel 2 gud.