Meezer rule - Didja miss me???

I am back in all my Meezer Glory! I did not mean to be gone so long; however, Mommy has been in a funk and was on sabbatical for over six months!

With that being said my Meezer rule is as follows:

If Mommy is not doing that great, it is important to be a nurse to her and to get all the cuddly-wuddly time possible.

By the way, it is PAWSOME to be back!!!!

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I only like water in my bowl complete with cubies. Other than that, no thank you!! You go right ahead and soak yourself or intentionally have water on you, but count me out!!

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If Mommy even mentions my name and the word b-a-t-h in the same breath, I have the right to hiss, howl and RUN!!!!

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Meezers are finicky creatures and I am no exception. There is always opportunity to show you that I am the boss of the house. It is also good to have Mommy and Daddy trained properly.

My Meezer rule for today is this…

You will open any door that I want so I can know what is happening on the other side. I don’t care if this means you must get up numerous times.

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Just because Mommy goes on sabbatical from her blog DOES NOT mean that I should have to as well!!

My Meezer rule for today is to show Mommy that I am not to be denied with any means necessary. That has included head butting, head whapping, the bitey, a well placed hair ball on HER pillow and sneezing in her face.

Sometimes I am bad but it worked! I’m back, baby!!

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I have been MIA for a bit due to lack of assistance from Mommy. Makes me a tad bit angry because I miss all my friends.

My meezer rule for today is if Mommy won't help you, a bitey to the ankle let's her know you are displeased. Of course you should run like the wind when you are done!

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If Mommy goes on a business trip and is gone ALL DAY LONG to New Orleans, it is perfectly okay to give her the WHAP, WHAP and do a tap dance on her uterus....

HMPF!!!!!

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The weather in Tennessee is wacky…. Yesterday was WINDY!!! Like 30 mph winds! Mommy said it blew her car around when she was driving home from work. But at least it was in the 70’s. So since it was warmer she opened up the bonus room window when she got home. She always opens it high enough for me to see out of when I sit on the window seat. She calls it “Cat TV” because I will sit and watch children play and cars go by, you get the picture… Well since it was soooo windy yesterday she only opened it a little bit because it was blowing hard outside. That was disappointing to me ‘cause I really wanted to watch the show going on outdoors. To show my displeasure I did something… That something is my rule du jour….

If the window is not opened to your exact specifications, it is okay to howl and paw at the wood blinds until you pull them down. This will let Mommy know you are not pleased.

Bonus rule: Once you have accomplished this run like the wind from the loud noise this has occurred.

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I don’t like crumbles in my crunchy bowl. Not one single bit! I refuse to eat them. Instead I scoot them onto the floor with my nose and leave them scattered making a big mess in the process.

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there are crumbles in your bowl, putting the bitey on Mommy’s ankle is a sure-fired way to get her to fill it up with fresh crunchies!

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Always keep your man cat interseted...

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If Mommy is sick, do not whap her head and do the uterius dance. This will get you launched from the bed and kicked out of the room....

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Hmpf! Mommy is a tad bit upset with me for something that happened last night…. Here is what happened…

Daddy had tucked Mommy and me into bed. It was around 10:00p. Mommy was tuckered out from her second day back at work since February 5th. Daddy still had some things to do around the house so he shut us into the room. I did my usual walk-a-about the room and then jumped up on Mommy for a skritch session and then we would both snooze the night away. According to Mommy, as soon as she drifted off something bad happened….

I swear I did not do it on purpose… But when ya gotta yak, ya gotta yak…. So what if it was on the duvet? It can go in the wash! Aren’t I more important? Well Mommy said it scared the “bejeebers” out of her and then I got launched from the bed while Mommy stripped things off and threw them in the wash. It wasn’t that much yak and I should not have been treated as such! I tried to do it quietly so I did not wake her up but you know Meezers are not exactly silent even when it comes to yakking.

My Meezer rule for the day is this:

It is your house, yak where you meeze.

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Mommy is still very sick with mono. The doctor has made her stay home since February 6th. She can not go back to work until the 18th. I am both happy and sad that Mommy is home. Happy because I can snuggle with her while she rests and sad because there may not be enough green papers to keep me in the style I am accustomed to....

My rule for today is this....

Snuggle with your Mommy for all you are worth. Healing purrs are the bestest medicine!

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Happy Meezer Rule Wednesday!

I like to sleep with Mommy. I like to be petted until I fall sound asleep. I also like to wrap my paws (front and back) around Mommy’s arm and cradle my head in her hand as I start to drift off to dreamland. If Mommy stops petting before I am sleep there is hell to pay!

My rule for today is: It is okay to give the bitey and dig your claws in “ever so gently” to let Mommy know that you are not done being skritched or rubbed.

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I like water with cubies. I will drink it without them; however, I prefer cubies. Mommy drinks her water with bunches of cubies. My bowl is downstairs but Mommy’s large cup is wherever Mommy may be. I like to be wherever Mommy is….

My rule for today is since you know I like my water the same way as you do, you have to share. It is my house and if I can fit my head in your glass you need to get over it.

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I was so excited yesterday! It was a pawsome day!! Henry Helton asked me to be his girlfriend and I said YES!! I am such a happy girl! I still can’t quit purring!

I am also glad that today is Meezer Rule day. It is my 10th rule so far. Let me set it up for you…

When I am excited I do crazy things like meow loudly and frequently. I also like to play thundering herds of elephants when I am happy. Mommy says one kitty running amuck does not equal a “herds” of elephants…. That bothered me cuz the game is called thundering herds of elephants and I am an only kitty so I can’t help it if no one else plays it with me…. So my rule for today is as follows:

If someone says something about you that you do not like nor appreciate, please give them your best death ray stare with laser beam eyes.

Mommy wishes she could download the photo she took of me last night; however, she gotted a new camera for Christmas and can not download the thing…

UPDATE: Oh my cat!! I just realized that this is my 100th post! Dangnabbit, I wish I would have realized that before so I could have had a cool contest!

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After a L-O-N-G three week blogging break (Mommy’s choice, not mine) I am back…. My ears are clean and tidy (unlike my litter box) and the bowl is full of crunchies and I am ready to visit all my bloggy friends and get back to bizness…

Mommy and Daddy have a funny thing they say about me… When they brush my furs, they take my beautiful collar off of me and tell me I am “off duty”. That means I do not have my ‘normal’ obligations as house cat, you know, like protecting my territory…

My rule for today is whether you are “on duty” or “off duty” you can do as you please. It is your right as a cat. You can play thundering herd of elephants, you can whap, whap, whap to your heart’s content, you can do the Halloween cat jump at the wall, you can walk around meowing at the top of your lungs, you can put the bitey on anything (or anyone for that matter), you can boob walk (or at my house I do what Mommy calls the “uterus dance”)… You name it, you can it do. You are a Meezer and you rule!

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** Scroll down for my Gotchaversary post from yesterday! **

Today for Meezer rule day I would like to discuss ribbons and bows. Yes, they are there to make the package pretty. I know that.

My rule for the day is this: If you do not want me to chew on the ribbons and bows, then put the presents out of reach for me. If you lay them on the ground under the tree they are fair game and, as a house cat I simply MUST chew them to add my own decorative touch.

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It is very important to always have a good spot to nap. If it is in the sunny spot, it is even better. If the sunny spot is not available then you have to improvise. That may mean being on the vent when the heater is on or beached on Mommy.

My Meezer rule for today is this:

Whatever you do, find prime real estate for your furry self. Even if it means “nesting” on Mommy’s duvet that just came back from the cleaners…

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Since Thanksgiving is over and most of the leftovers have been eaten (not just by me, mind you), I thought I would tell you a rule about food left on a plate not watched by your (or any) beans...

If there are leftovers on a plate or if a plate is unattended and I get to it and steal a bite or three, I do not deserve to be yelled at for it. You are the one who was not guarding your food dish. It is not my fault that you left tempting goodies within the swipe of my lightening quick paw.

Gulp...

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There are lots of interesting things around the house… Q-tips from the trash, little bits of string, bread twisties, you name it. Basically they are all little treasures and they are all mine!

My rule for today is that if it is in my mouth or if I am batting it around, it is mine. Please quit taking it from me.