Meezer rule 1

I knocked a lot of stuff off of the dresser yesterday. It felt good. It made me feel alive… That is until Mommy got home and saw all her knick-knacks Scouty whacked…. Mommy collects mini enamel teapots and they make a nice noise when you smack them and the little tops of them go flying! Wheeeeee! Plus when I sit up there I am tall.

Mommy tells me I am a “floor cat” and that I am supposed to stay off of the counters and tables. Where is the fun in that I ask you? I much prefer being up on things even if it is against the rules.

Cause the meezer rule is this.... I am a meezer cat. It is my job!

Still bored...

Today I am bored. Bored as can be. Bored as a box of rocks. I am tired of the rain and I need something to do. I can't see lizards in the rain.

I think I will knock something off of the dresser. That's the ticket! That should be fun.

It's raining, it's pouring, I am snoring...

It is raining here. Raining good and hard. Mommy says it is excellent weather for a nap... Silly Mommy, ANY weather is good for a nap!

If it keeps up, I might need to see if Henry Helton will come over and bring this to keep us dry....

Henry makes me purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr!

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I am not sure I believe this. It does not sound like any dog or cat I know....

Bored

I am bored. Bored, bored, bored. I just swatted my last mousie under the thing that gets hot and another under the box that makes things cold. I can’t push the button on the red thingee. No one is here to pull string for me. The sunny spot has moved to the wall and I can’t figure out how to climb onto it.

It ain’t easy being me.

Not much to say

I really don’t have much to say today. It is raining in Nashville and Mommy told me that is good even thought I really don’t think so. I am not too keen on water unless it is in my bowl and has plenty of ice cubies floating in it for my drinking pleasure.

This photo is from Easter. It is of Mommy looking at me from the window at her parents’ home. My Grandmama and Grandpapa always scoot the chair next to the window for me so I can look outside and check for lizards (mmmmm, lizards) and watch the hummingbirdies. I like that bunches!

Speaking of the hummers, they are soooo quick and sound like they have little jet engines attached to them! Vrooooom! I think they are too fast for me and that I probably would not be able to catch one. Plus they are too small for a meal… Oops, maybe I should learn to think before I type…

Anyhoo, enjoy the picture and have a nice day!

Lizards rule!

Lizard, lizard, where for art thou?

Oh, I see you!! You are on my deck and you brought a friend! Two for the price of one! You ought to be very happy that I am not tall enough to reach the lock and open the door… Then I would chase you and chew on you and possibly even bunny kick you!

Instead I sit inside while you taunt me with your lizardy goodness!

Mmmmmmm, lizards!