thurzday thirtene

Weird places mommy has founded me…



on top of her rain deer slippers (not like vishus deer)
in the pantry
in the cooler
in the flowers on the fud table
in the sink
in the dryer
in a bowl in the sink (that was tastee!)
in the ficus tree pot
in a bowl of rising dough (mommy was glad there was a towel on it or we’d still be picking dough off my fur)
in the suitcase
in the pajama drawer
in the bathtub (I like the way my nails click in there when I play hockey with the water bottle lid)
in the lap of a Paddington bear


mommy stopped me from climing into the fire place. I was lookin for santa.

scattegories meme

i was tagged by clyde over at henry helton’s place for a meme.
so let’s play the scattergories meme. the rules are to Use the 1st letter of your name to answer each of the following...they have to be real places, names, things...nothing made-up! try to use different answers if the person in front of you had the same 1st initial. you CAN'T use your name for the boy/girl name question.
What is your name? scout
4 letter word: there is a bad word but i will go with snak
Vehicle: scooter
TV Show: survivor
City: san antonio – this is where mommy was born
Boy Name: sam
Girl Name: sue
Alcoholic Drink: sake
Occupation: seamstress
Something you wear: shoes, ‘cept I don’t but mommy luvs them
Celebrity: spuds mckenzie
Food: steak (yum)
Something found in a bathroom: soap
Reason for being late: skool zone
Cartoon Character: sylvester the cat
Something You Shout: scuse me!!

this was kinda a difficult meme. i am not tagging anyone but if you wanna play along leave me a comment so I can go see.

pee ess: clyde please tell henry I said purr

catnip meme

daisy tagged me for a catnip meme. here’s how it workx…all you cats have to do is list 5 things you do whenever you're on the nip!

1. purr, purr, purr, purr, purr…. even more so if I am thinking of henry helton.
2. meow… a lot! since i am siamese i am already a chatty catty.
3. head butt the nip mousie
4. roll around with the nip mousie
5. bunny kick the nip mousie

i am not tagging anyone but if you wanna play along, leave me a comment so I can come see what you do!

Mommy saw big lizzerds!!

Mommy raced jyent lizzerds. i wood have gone but it involved water. yuk.

for daisy and purr, purr, purr, henry helton, i have been bizzy lately and will do your memes this week.

mittle name meme

i decided to play along with henry helton (purr, purr, purr) on a meme


1. List one fact that is somehow relevant to you and your life for each letter of your middle name. If you don’t have a middle name, use the middle name you would have liked to have had.
2. When you are tagged you need to write your post using your middle name and facts about it.
3. At the end of your post, choose one cat to tag for each letter of your middle name. Be sure to let each kitty know they were tagged. However, you can always tag whatever kitty you want to tag.

my real name is jean louise (onlee win i is in T-R-U-B-B-L-E) but i am called scout like the kariktur in to kill a mockingbird.

L: loving. i am a love bug

O: obsessive/compulsive. i am a tad crazy

U: urgent. when i want something, i want it now!

I: i like me!

S: sleep. need i say more? (yawn, stretch)

E: eat. i like to eat. a lot. espshully tuna

if you wanna play, leave me a comment so i can come see.

thurzday thirtene

i no its early...

here are 13 reezuns i am glad to be an onlee child and the Bubbie is gone. he brushed me but i do no like chillens...

1. attenshun. i get it all
2. all tuna is MINE!
3. i can hed but all i want
4. i get to sleep in the mittle
5. no one compeets for fud
6. no lowd noyses from the boy
7. no forts are bilt for me i hate that
8. no yelling
9. no stickee hands
10. the floor is dry in the bathroom after showers
11. no chassing
12. i do not have to wach sponge bob
13. i can come owt from under the bed

thurzday thirtene

here is a list of 13 places to hide from little beans:

1. under the bed. obveeyus I know but stick wif what works.
2. under the cowch.
3. in the closet
4. behind the desk
5. behind the tv
6. under the big chair
7. on top of the refrijeratur
8. behind the big plant in the cornur
9. under the covers
10. in the bafroom kabnitt
11. under the dresser
12. in the room ware the little bean is not alloud
13. in mommy’s lap – the saftee zone!!

i new mommy wud defend me!

mommy took matters into her own hands and tryed to chuw on the stickee bean. tanks mommy!! do not bite him too hard, pleze becuz you told him to put fud in my bole.

more reesuns i luv mommy!

oh, and she made him wash the stikee hands.

thanks mommy!!

now i can clime out from under the bed.

i think i deserve tuna.... lots and lots of tuna.