Meezer rule 2

Happy Halloween everyone! I am telling everyone my costume is a cat costume and that I am really a Chihuahua dressed as a Siamese. I have been practicing my bark…

My Meezer rule for today is this:

If there is something to drink in a glass and I can reach it by sticking my head into it, it is all mines! Slurp!

Oh no's!!

After reading this I am glad I only drink water or milk!!

Hanging with Mommy

Here is a photo of me. I am hanging out on one of my favorite spots which is Mommy’s chair. If I position myself just right I take up most of the arm of the chair and part of Mommy’s lap. Mommy says I beach myself on her. I don’t even know what that means; however, I am in an optimum place for skritches and that is always an important thing! If I stay still Mommy will usually brush me too and that is very good. I love the way that wiry brush feels on my furs! When I have had enough, I just put a bitey on the brush and Mommy knows I am done. She is well trained that way.

Doesn’t Mommy’s eye look much better? She still says she is going as Fergie from the Black-Eyed Peas for Halloween. Since I don't know who that is, I really don't care unless Fergie has temptayshuns!!!

thurzday thirtene

Here is a list of 13 things I knocked off the dresser, counters and tables yesterday:

1. Mini enamel teapots
2. Candle
3. Piece of hard candy (and it did not taste good to me).
4. A button
5. The staple remover
6. A spoon
7. A napkin
8. Mommy's reading glasses
9. The remote control
10. A sticky note (that got stuck to my paw and skairt me).
11. A pen
12. Something Mommy calls a knick-knack
13. A q-tip (fun to play with afterward!).

Meezer rule 1

I knocked a lot of stuff off of the dresser yesterday. It felt good. It made me feel alive… That is until Mommy got home and saw all her knick-knacks Scouty whacked…. Mommy collects mini enamel teapots and they make a nice noise when you smack them and the little tops of them go flying! Wheeeeee! Plus when I sit up there I am tall.

Mommy tells me I am a “floor cat” and that I am supposed to stay off of the counters and tables. Where is the fun in that I ask you? I much prefer being up on things even if it is against the rules.

Cause the meezer rule is this.... I am a meezer cat. It is my job!

Still bored...

Today I am bored. Bored as can be. Bored as a box of rocks. I am tired of the rain and I need something to do. I can't see lizards in the rain.

I think I will knock something off of the dresser. That's the ticket! That should be fun.

It's raining, it's pouring, I am snoring...

It is raining here. Raining good and hard. Mommy says it is excellent weather for a nap... Silly Mommy, ANY weather is good for a nap!

If it keeps up, I might need to see if Henry Helton will come over and bring this to keep us dry....

Henry makes me purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr, purr!